by iminhellplshelpahhh March 23, 2025
Get the This website is so brokenmug. El acto de abandonar/vender y/o dejar tirado a un/unos compañeros El DÍA ANTERIOR a un evento importante
(Si no es el día anterior no se puede considerar Lil broken classic)
(Si no es el día anterior no se puede considerar Lil broken classic)
by uwu123 March 20, 2020
Get the Lil broken classicmug. by yesbin October 18, 2019
Get the Broken Sewage Plantmug. by Grad1678 June 20, 2017
Get the bowl of broken eggsmug. It’s never, “good job, you won all your games again!”
It’s always, “next time…” or “you can do better if...”
It’s never, “are you ok?”
It’s always, “Stop being a baby”
Your sister yells, “Go away, I don’t need you!!”
It’s “Its ok Hunny, calm down”
But when you say, “can I try one more time?”
it’s, “Well fine, I’m just trying to help”
Why
“Mom, I’m sad because someone is bullying me at school…, I don’t feel I’m enough for this world”
“Not again! You can’t have the same problems as your sister.”
“Hunny, your sister is having a hard time at school, be nicer to her, maybe do her dishes today”
“But mom, I have volleyba-”
“THAT ENOUGH, BE NICER, BE BETTER, BE perfect”
Perfect, that’s a funny word.
per·fect
“having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; as good as it is possible to be.”
Ok I can do that
Clean the house. Walk the dogs twice a day. Do the laundry. Make the beds. Make dinner and lunch.
That’s perfect
“Chloe, can you please help me, it’s your day for dishes and I’m cleaning the rest of the house”
“Later” or “no”
No, That’s the easiest word in the human language, yet so powerful.
It’s always, “next time…” or “you can do better if...”
It’s never, “are you ok?”
It’s always, “Stop being a baby”
Your sister yells, “Go away, I don’t need you!!”
It’s “Its ok Hunny, calm down”
But when you say, “can I try one more time?”
it’s, “Well fine, I’m just trying to help”
Why
“Mom, I’m sad because someone is bullying me at school…, I don’t feel I’m enough for this world”
“Not again! You can’t have the same problems as your sister.”
“Hunny, your sister is having a hard time at school, be nicer to her, maybe do her dishes today”
“But mom, I have volleyba-”
“THAT ENOUGH, BE NICER, BE BETTER, BE perfect”
Perfect, that’s a funny word.
per·fect
“having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; as good as it is possible to be.”
Ok I can do that
Clean the house. Walk the dogs twice a day. Do the laundry. Make the beds. Make dinner and lunch.
That’s perfect
“Chloe, can you please help me, it’s your day for dishes and I’m cleaning the rest of the house”
“Later” or “no”
No, That’s the easiest word in the human language, yet so powerful.
by cassydassie November 9, 2020
Get the I've Brokenmug. to find out if a kid is broken hang out with them they will act silly and weird but not bad weird they are nice
if you yell at them for something they did wrong they will act silly but eventually they will break down and cry
because of this they become depressed so do not ! please I were like this once
if you yell at them for something they did wrong they will act silly but eventually they will break down and cry
because of this they become depressed so do not ! please I were like this once
broken
by this isnt sam November 21, 2020
Get the brokenmug. Also known as MBL, it is a set of text written in a way that one may consider it to be broken English, but it also uses words from other languages. There is no punctuation or regulation of any kind applied to MBL, just do whatever
A-“Is you an americas?”
B-“no but are you from a non-English speaking country?”
A-“oui mein komrade”
B-“You speakin’ in mixed broken language?”
A-“si”
B-“no but are you from a non-English speaking country?”
A-“oui mein komrade”
B-“You speakin’ in mixed broken language?”
A-“si”
by Just a human on this planet October 4, 2017
Get the Mixed Broken Languagemug.