Brain buffering

The slow thinking process of morons.

Everytime I ask John for an answer he seems to be brain buffering like for ever.

by superbloke April 28, 2010

brain fungus

An addictive electronic program or device that absorbs the intelligence and creativity out of people.

Man, I got so dumb after a year of using Youtube every day. It's no wonder I have straight C's after watching that brain fungus.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 2, 2010

brain porn

that one video of someone fingering a rubber brain.

Bee: can I send you brain porn?
V: what?
Bee: *sends brain porn*
V: what the fuck did I just watch

by DracofuckedHarry April 8, 2021

Retro Brain Freeze

(Verb). A type of blow job; when you put ice water in the females mouth, next you gently insert your penis in with the ice water in her mouth, then you begin to thrust your hips and get a blow job. while receiving, smack the bitch in the temple of her head.

"Hannah is giving Joe a blow job, Joe asks Hannah if he can get a Retro Brain Freeze. Hannah's nipples get hard with excitement. Joe puts the cold ice water in her mouth. Joe starts talking dirty, saying things like "how cold do you like it baby". After Joe is done with this type of blow job, he immediately Smacks her in her head. there is a slight pause... Hannah says softly "I love you"."

by Graziiboy October 30, 2009

Ciggie Butt Brain

Somebody who puffs on durries (smokers)

smokes to much cigarettes so he is a Ciggie Butt Brain

by FUARK ONE February 22, 2014

racking my brain

To think

I was racking my brain for something to do today.

by xNoscopingChampionx July 17, 2016

C-Suite Brain Damage

A condition that affects folks who become CEOs, CFOs, COOs, CSOs, and other kinds of C-Suite officers, where their skill levels in common, every day tasks (and sometimes their morality and empathy) become severely impaired, as the sudden rush of power, stress and sometimes crushing sense of responsibility (hahahahah, okay, just kidding, it's copious amounts of alcohol and drugs like cocaine) start damaging the parts of the brain involved in figuring out consequences and making estimates, because planning around consequences and making accurate estimates are for the little people and hoi polloi.

Yes, I know he's an ACCA-certified accountant, and you just saw him flub trying to figure out how much tip he was supposed to pay, but you gotta understand… he got promoted to CFO six months ago, and what you're seeing is C-Suite Brain Damage in action.

by tariqk December 11, 2018