Experiencing an erection and possibly ejaculation during a fit of intense motivation brought about by things that should not excite the normal human being but does excite those rare few (normally members of the military) who are extremely "moto."
Capt X got a HOOAH boner when he heard his troops start hollering like crazed idiots during a squad run, even though they looked and sounded like... well, crazed idiots.
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The object of the boner game is to see who can get a boner the fastest, usually played in boring classes to pass the time. To play the boner game you must:
1) wear sweat pants or silky shorts for obvious evidence
2) only use your mind (i.e. no pictures, sounds, etc.)
3) 2 or more players necessary
Winner is awarded upon announcement of full blown hard-on and proven by bulge in sweats or shorts
1) wear sweat pants or silky shorts for obvious evidence
2) only use your mind (i.e. no pictures, sounds, etc.)
3) 2 or more players necessary
Winner is awarded upon announcement of full blown hard-on and proven by bulge in sweats or shorts
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by TrippleZero May 9, 2005
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"Wow, that's a good item. I have such a Skyrim boner right now!"
"Hey man, got any plans today?"
"Na, just sitting around with a Skyrim boner."
"Hey man, got any plans today?"
"Na, just sitting around with a Skyrim boner."
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