boiling water guarantee

The guarantee that is offered on something that cant be guaranteed for as long as that person keeps a part of their body in boiling water. In other words there is no guarantee

Seller - Yeah this car comes with a boiling water guarantee
Buyer - Ok thanks ill get back to you

by davecyberd January 8, 2011

Boiling Noodles

The term used to describe the act of urinating in the midst of extreme dehydration. The strong odor that emanates from the toilet bowl is tantamount to the smell of hot starchy pasta water.

After walking 11 miles home in the NYC Blackout of August 2003, my boyfriend was boiling noodles in the dark.

by yummyza January 3, 2007

Boomination

the most extreme form of partying one will endure on a Thursday night in Scottsdale, Arizona.

Last Thursday at Smashboxx was complete boomination! I missed all my classes and slept until Tuesday.

by (b)me November 21, 2010

Booking

The act of shopping at a bookstore while drunk, and making large purchases of unnecessary books.

"Dude, you were booking so hard last night you bought the entire Dr. Seuss collection talking about your new album, 'Hip on Hop'.

by SauronsOptometrist December 11, 2015

boomin

Having large breasts; well-endowed.

Dayum you are boomin, girl!

by Mark H August 3, 2004

bolin

a really bad family. they are not a right family. jacked up.

The bolins stole my shit.

by Joe bagly July 25, 2011

boohiney

A fine piece of ass.
A good looking girl.

Damn, Look at that boohiney!

by Greg Hartney January 20, 2005