phenomenon in which one's time in the bookfield makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful; works wonders for people of all shapes, sizes, colors, and ages.
During delivery week, I thought the 45 year old heffer and her 13 year old daughter were the two hottest pieces of meat in the market. Thank you Book Goggles.
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Get the Book Museum mug.The Book of Lecantechomy is a collection of stories, that chronicles the many battles of The Great Meme War.
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Get the book fuck mug.A sexual act. A face-book occurs when the man is not completely satisfied with the facial orifice upon which he desires completion. The man proceeds to affix a piece of pornographic literature on the lucky lass' face in the fashion of his desire. The man ensures that the predesignated hole on the pornography aligns properly with the woman's. The man then attempts to produce as much ejaculate as possible into this hole.
"Hey girl, can I sign you up for face-book?", "I hooked up with a 3, so I decided to get her on face-book"
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Damn, I was so wasted, when I was Drunk-booking, I put as my status that I like to sleep with donkeys
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