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Nerd Boner

achieving a boner from the gain of knowledge that has no sexual content
DUDE! I was watching Ancient Aliens on the History Channel and got a nerd boner
by Tehpirate November 11, 2009
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Hate Boner

When you lovingly hate each other. Sometimes involving the point of wanting to kiss your mortal enemy.
Hate boner (heɪt ˈboʊnər)

Person 1: fuck you

Person 2: fuck you too ;)

Person 1: I love you
Person 2: fuck you bitch
Person 1: but I'm saying something nice
Person 1: I don't care ;)
by LoliBait March 13, 2022
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Bacon Boner

An immediate massive solid erection that occurs at the sight or smell of bacon.
Do you want to go to waffle house?

No! I get a huge bacon boner as soon as I get within 50 feet of that place.
by T.J. Dubz October 26, 2011
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Dad boner

A man, not necessarily a father, with an intense love for a surtain interest or thing.

Could be compared to how a child likes to show their toys to everyone or a child seeing something for the first time.

It could be looking at trains driving by, big cars or thunderstorms.

Often used to describe people in the clips of "Your moms house" podcast.
*Points to a man clapping his hands as the train drives by*
- Omg Jenny, that guy has such a dad boner for trains.
by Jojopa January 25, 2022
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Enacta-boner

The excitement that one feel's upon hearing that Enactus has done something awesome.
I'm going to have such an Enacta-boner when we win National's this year!
by samwise102 December 1, 2014
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Pannoner Boner

When wrestling in high school, and you suddenly get a swollen member, causing you to take a time out, and think about women to relieve the erect pens.
Did you see that wrestling match? Guy popped a Pannoner Boner and had to head to the locker room. He got all swollen in his swimsuit area.
by COLONELCUNNILINGUS May 13, 2016
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massage boner

A massage boner in an uncontrollable erection you get on the massage table if anything or anyone comes even close to your junk. It's unavoidable and potentially embarrassing when this happens, especially if the massage is done by a dude.
Robin: Was so embarrassed last night.
Reg: Why ?
Robin: Man, I went for a massage and it was a dude. Couldn't help getting the hugest massage boner when he rubbed my thighs and his elbow brushed my junk. Wouldn't settle down for 10 minutes.
Reg: Did he finish it off?
Robin: Hell no.
by Paastastic7 June 13, 2013
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