Nerd Boner

achieving a boner from the gain of knowledge that has no sexual content

DUDE! I was watching Ancient Aliens on the History Channel and got a nerd boner

by Tehpirate November 11, 2009

pocket boner

when your pocket gets pulled out when you reach in and have no money and its just sticking out all stiff

I checked if i had enough change to pay for my food but all i got was a pocket boner!!

by crazyhacker92 June 25, 2009

architechtural boner

A building that is so amazing that it is worthy of a boner.

"Look there's the Taj Mahal"
"Woah, what an architechtural boner!"

by oneboner April 28, 2010

Internet Boner

The term 'internet boner' refers to an overwhelming reaction from the interwebs to something new and shiny.

An Internet boner, occurs when an online product launch that has been over hyped pre-launch, has it's servers crushed by the demand from new users.

by acontributer September 9, 2009

boner music

Music played in erectile dysfunction commercials. Usually some generic southern guitar jam that makes you look up, then quickly back down again because they're telling you how to "get it done".

There's always an awkward silence after the boner music stops.

by Dustybutt Jones November 28, 2010

boner spark

verb- the act of gaining one's erection due to any of the five senses being positively influenced by an attractive lifeform.

Morgan boner sparked me!

by Ham Sandwiches August 25, 2005

Boner Quaker

a boner quaker is when a man is receiving a blow job and the girl deep throats his dick and just starts shaking her head back and forth very rapidly is if the boner is in a earth quake.

as i lay on my back i received a boner quaker from my girlfriend.

by mike hawk45 April 13, 2009