by Tehpirate November 11, 2009
Get the Nerd Bonermug. by Ghostronaut September 23, 2012
Get the boner-baloneymug. verb- the act of gaining one's erection due to any of the five senses being positively influenced by an attractive lifeform.
by Ham Sandwiches August 25, 2005
Get the boner sparkmug. A massage boner in an uncontrollable erection you get on the massage table if anything or anyone comes even close to your junk. It's unavoidable and potentially embarrassing when this happens, especially if the massage is done by a dude.
Robin: Was so embarrassed last night.
Reg: Why ?
Robin: Man, I went for a massage and it was a dude. Couldn't help getting the hugest massage boner when he rubbed my thighs and his elbow brushed my junk. Wouldn't settle down for 10 minutes.
Reg: Did he finish it off?
Robin: Hell no.
Reg: Why ?
Robin: Man, I went for a massage and it was a dude. Couldn't help getting the hugest massage boner when he rubbed my thighs and his elbow brushed my junk. Wouldn't settle down for 10 minutes.
Reg: Did he finish it off?
Robin: Hell no.
by Paastastic7 June 13, 2013
Get the massage bonermug. by samwise102 December 1, 2014
Get the Enacta-bonermug. When wrestling in high school, and you suddenly get a swollen member, causing you to take a time out, and think about women to relieve the erect pens.
Did you see that wrestling match? Guy popped a Pannoner Boner and had to head to the locker room. He got all swollen in his swimsuit area.
by COLONELCUNNILINGUS May 13, 2016
Get the Pannoner Bonermug. The reaction a mans dick gives when something excites him at that moment.
A man don't have to say how he feels his boner will say it all.
A man don't have to say how he feels his boner will say it all.
by stars and strikes June 7, 2014
Get the boner reactionmug.