by Tehpirate November 11, 2009
To be impressed by, envious of, or aroused by a spreadsheet. Most common in cases where the Excel document contains VB Script or some other sophisticated functionality.
VLOOKUPs give me an Excel boner.
by halee June 10, 2014
When wrestling in high school, and you suddenly get a swollen member, causing you to take a time out, and think about women to relieve the erect pens.
Did you see that wrestling match? Guy popped a Pannoner Boner and had to head to the locker room. He got all swollen in his swimsuit area.
by COLONELCUNNILINGUS May 13, 2016
You have a raging blue veined boner, you could destroy any vagina big or small; a rough diamond cutter; An angry throbbing fuck missile; aggressive wood
I had to give her the ole "badger boner".... she farted in my throat while I was munching on her beav
by Mule Tool December 12, 2016
Bobby: Is your boyfriend Billy the boner?
Maj : Huh?
Bobby: Because he's always enthusiastic when it comes to sex.
Maj : Huh?
Bobby: Because he's always enthusiastic when it comes to sex.
by whenimaqueen September 02, 2018
by St. Patty December 06, 2013
An affliction typically exhibited by young, christian males, who are made to feel guilty about their errections, or arroused states.
Jimmy! It's a sin to think about naked women! Do you want the boner demons to get you?
Sarah, you'd be stay away from Jimmy and his boner demons!
Sarah, you'd be stay away from Jimmy and his boner demons!
by yodawgg February 26, 2015