to Jon-boat

1. The act of discrediting a political opponent, regardless of military service record, by making truthful, searing claims about his/her character and past actions.

2. Battering by a shallow-draft, flat-bottomed boat with three bench seats.

Origins: The capitalized J distinguishes this from the jon boat (n.) and is a reference to both Jonathan Swift and Jon Stewart (born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz), but not John Kerry, as he spells his John with an 'h'. See, also, swiftboat and jon boat.

Did you watch him just Jon-boat President Bone-spurs on the Late Night Show without even mentioning his small hands?

Sometimes there is a need to Jon-boat orange and yellow men before they get too comfortable in their jackboots.

by PoorRicardo June 29, 2018

Salted Boat

A female who has an abundance of sex. i.e non virgin.

"Heather always has seamen on her boat. Her boat is totally salted."

A guy referring to a girl: "You could tell that girl has tons of experience. She definitely has a salted boat."

by Heather and Caitlin January 19, 2011

gloat boat

A situation where somebody dwells on success.

I'm on my gloat boat over my baseball team winning a big game.

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019

Front Of The Boat

1) The moment in which a person is so emotionally overwhelmed by an event, that they believe they are the central focus of that precise moment, disregarding their surroundings and sometimes gesticulating wildly, akin to Rose standing with Jack at the ship's bow in the 1997 film "Titanic".

2) Acting like a spastic.

"Man, that guy at the gig last night where the tables are? Singing and waving his f**king arms about? He must have thought he was at the front of the boat. Jesus.

by SimonSaysDoThis August 30, 2013

touch the boat

To do something stupid, especially if warned before hand.

Nick: Don't do it, that looks dangerous
Alex: Ima do it anyways. I'm gonna touch the boat.
Nick: *Sits back and waits to see the boat explode*

by TwoMustangsAndADolphin August 3, 2022

John Boating

The act of a person lifting the penis and performing the same act as motor boating but doing so with the testicles.

Sally lifted my penis and John Boated me last nigh, it was the best John Boating ever.

by SuicideInkDemon June 27, 2023

boat zone

a mess of lunatics and edgy teens on discord who make amogus jokes. how much more do you need? people who wish death and edgy furries, nolives and many more!

"Man, this place is a mess!"

"Yeah, It's a real boat zone."

by Bonk Lord March 17, 2022