There was blood everywhere

A sentence that will automatically make any story awesome. it doesnt matter how annoying or dumb your story is, if this is the last sentence, it will catch everyones attention and make it a fantastic story.

Bob: So I was leaving the grocery store, and my shoe was untied! it sucked.

Batman: Yeah, mhmm *is bored*

Bob: And then i walked to my car

Batman: Mhmmmmmmmm

Bob: There was blood everywhere.

Batman: WHAT? How incredible! Tell that story again!!!

by Evanlutionkills9 December 7, 2009

bloodhound eyes

Similar to bloodshot eyes but mostly when eyes are droopy and red as if you haven't slept in years like a bloodhound dog.

After the session, Monica had bloodhound eyes within minutes and looked as if she were about to fall asleep on us.

by kryptonite0319 December 20, 2009

Blood

Someone who's very close to you, like family.

" Waddup blood. "

by bongo. October 29, 2003

Blood Money

Money paid to the family of a victim of an act of violence, or for an untimely death, where the person who pays feels that the bear some responsibility for the death

Bike club member is killed in a bike accident after heavy partying with the club. The club pays the family Blood Money for personal use prior to any bike run to benefit the family and children

by Terrorist01 August 19, 2009

blood wings

1 - (verb) going down and licking the shit out of a girl's pussy who is on the rag. You get a period blood mustache and earn your blood wings

I can't believe I earned my blood wings on your mom last night.

by cdr April 15, 2003

blood drenched frozen tampon popsicle

the BEST comeback ever, no one will ever be able to top it or know what to say after you hit them with it! :D

stupid asshole: "You're such a douchebag!"
you: "yeah, well you're a BLOOD DRENCHED FROZEN TAMPON POPSICLE"

by cutie with a bootie May 25, 2008

blood clot

Jamaican way of saying f*ck or f*ucking.

Stop your blood clot crying!

by DangerJeff July 9, 2003