When you jerk off so hard to something you really aren't supposed to jerk off too, but you bust a fat nut anyways.
Me: Doctor! Help! I jerked off to something i wasn't supposed to jerk off to!
Doctor: Uhhh, What did you watch?
Me: Bandicoot pornos.
Doctor: Im sorry to say but, your dick is becoming a fat boner blaster.
Doctor: Uhhh, What did you watch?
Me: Bandicoot pornos.
Doctor: Im sorry to say but, your dick is becoming a fat boner blaster.
by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019
Get the Fat Boner Blaster mug.The reply of an elderly gentlemen after weakly ejaculating on a younger a mans chest when asked ‘is that it?’.
He was wanting more but I told that is full blast.
by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2021
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The most random thing you could ever possibly say when nobody has been talking for a long time (applies to any context).
no one:
literally nobody:
the prof during the middle of an exam: so anyway i started blasting
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Discord group chat:
User 1: "But man, that was so funny"
User 2: "Hahahahaha, yeah"
*no talking for 3 minutes*
User 2: "so anyway i started blasting"
literally nobody:
the prof during the middle of an exam: so anyway i started blasting
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Discord group chat:
User 1: "But man, that was so funny"
User 2: "Hahahahaha, yeah"
*no talking for 3 minutes*
User 2: "so anyway i started blasting"
by Obv troll is obvious March 15, 2021
Get the so anyway i started blasting mug.When a man hasn’t showered in days and gives a girl a facial. His dirty balls and dick give his nut a funky taste
Brad: “this chick wants me to splooge on her face!”
Corey: “you smell like dick dude that’s gonna be a funky nut blast”
Corey: “you smell like dick dude that’s gonna be a funky nut blast”
by onfonem666 August 18, 2021
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"5 extra large Mtn Dew Baja Blast."
"Sorry, we are sold out."
"5 extra large Mtn Dew Baja Blast."
"Sorry, we are sold out."
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Get the ben and jerry’s ass blaster mug.1. a Male u participates in the act of sexual intercourse often.
2 a male who exhibits prowess during sexual intercourse
3. a particularly fearsome form of sex toy
2 a male who exhibits prowess during sexual intercourse
3. a particularly fearsome form of sex toy
godamn that was some nice cuntblasting i did back there!
jeeze that guy blasts so much cunt!
wish i could blast cunt like that guy!
jeeze that guy blasts so much cunt!
wish i could blast cunt like that guy!
by Metys December 8, 2003
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