anal birth

The action of a male giving birth through their rectal cavity. This is the perfect way to give gay men what they have always wanted; a chance to use their assholes as real vaginas! The process is actually quite simple. Male recipients must first receive a uretrin transplant that is connected to their rectum. Then sperm and egg can be conceived in the womb by natural means or by artificial insemination through the anal sphincter. This way gay males can give birth while retaining their penis (obviously the best part of the male anatomy). Nine months after conception, the male will go into labor (or just take a nasty shit) and come out with a brand new member of the family.

S: oh no! i know
S: you can give anal birth!!!
(as part of S's plan to make K's heteropaternal superfecundation successful.)

by sexonabeach April 26, 2007

biotch

Slang word for bitch. Makes little kids think they are cool when they say it.

Yo, wus sup biotch.

by YoMommaBeech@ May 29, 2009

giving birth

when a guy needs to shit bad and has poop contractions that are less than 2 minutes apart from each other

i need to go home and give birth

by dexter delay February 4, 2003

Biowhore

A woman who gives birth to children but is not a good mother to them. She usually cheated on her husband, causing a divorce & uprooting her kids. She cries only for herself & is very selfish. She looks & acts trashy but thinks herself to be sophisticated. She also isn't very intelligent, but again thinks she is. She has drastic mood swings & usually a psychiatric history that she keeps hidden from her boyfriends. She displays either bipolar, narcissistic or borderline tendencies and craves attention. She does not care for her kids as a mother should & is more concerned with her men, career, etc. She has brief moments of reality when confronted when she feels remorse (for herself only) but quickly goes back to her self-destructive ways. She exposes her children to bad men telling the kids to trust them and frequently puts the kids in situations where they get hurt (both physically & emotionally). She may or may not have a history of child services investigating her for allegations of neglect or abuse. Sometimes the kids have people that care about them (a good father, stepmum, friend or grandparent) but in any case the biological mother is not worthy of the title. She gave birth but is not a mother. Therefore she is deemed: biowhore

"She shouldn't have those kids. They would be better of with a family member. And that guy she's with! What a biowhore"
"She slept with her friend's husband?! Doesn't surprise me. No wonder her husband left her - serves her right. I know she doesn't even brush her kids hair. I hate biowhores like her!"

by Rolanda April 6, 2008

jesus birthday sex

An excuse to do the dirty on christmas day. May be used to avoid the wrath of God for sinning on his son's birthday.

John: Are you free tonight? I need a little christmas lovin, if you know what I mean...

Jane: I'm not sure God would ever forgive me.

John: Don't worry, it's jesus birthday sex. He'll take it as a compliment that we are celebrating His birth.

Jane: Ok! Let's do it!

by Jbislollipop23 December 26, 2009

Happy Birthday

1. A song sung on someone's birthday.
2. The act of hitting someone with a container full of very hot tap water while they are sleeping or passed out; singing the happy birthday song.

My cousin was passed out on the couch so we filled up the dish basin with hot water and gave him a happy birthday, it was so funny!

by I'm Built for Speed! April 15, 2006

reverse birth

To acquire ownership of something, usually incarnate, by forcefully pushing said object into ones vagina (or anus) then subsequently pushing it out in an act of "birth." This is commonly done, but not limited to, aesthetically pleasing children that you wish to make yours.

"Oh Alex!!" Laura said with utmost excitement, "Isn't baby Ben S00 cute! I will make him my own flesh and blood by reverse birthing him!"

by thed00d! October 22, 2008