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Bible sayer

A person who is always saying "Well, the Bible says..."
A lot of Christians are Bible Sayers but not Bible doers
by Gods #421 February 23, 2024
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Super-Omega Bible (Supreme)

This. You're reading it now. The ULTIMATE anti-theist book and the only book you'll ever need. Literally the highest rated in terms of de-conversion from religion. Featured in shows and movies such as (and "potentially" because they won't give me an accurate count): Goblin Slayer, The Joker, Redo of Healer, Jujutsu Kaisen, Solar Opposites, Uncle from Another World, Black Mirror, Undead/Unluck, Zom100, Record of Ragnarok, Vinland Saga, Baldur's Gate 3, The Boys, Lucifer, Kengan Ashura, Inside Job, Beef, Alice in Borderland, Seven Deadly Sins, Russian Doll, Invincible, I mean holy shit guys I probably haven't even seen them all because I don't know exactly how many there are and there are so many now it's absurd. It's the ultimate thing! The ultimate bible! 7 to 10 times better than all the other bibles! 3 and a half times better than all of the other books. I also my have been plagiarismed by PhDs which makes me a PhD by proxy! Written by the greatest mind who has ever lived!
Hym "Super-Omega Bible (Supreme)! In stores now! $39.18+Tax+shipping and handling! Buy it now! Or steal it from the from the guy that's stealing it from me! At... Wherever you're seeing this now! Super-Omega Bible (Supreme)! Watch the derivatives and then hit the like and subscribe button and use the Promo code: 'Greatest mind who has ever lived' to get 34.43% off if you buy 2 copies! Super-Omega Bible (Supreme)! The hard copy is shaped like a paddle so you can spank your lover! OR... Use it to bludgeon a child! And if you're a whore that fucked a retard with a fat-cock instead of me, you don't get one! No Super-Omega Bible Supreme for you! Get out of here you! Not for you! And fat-cocks have to take me out for dinner and then date me for a couple of weeks and THEN... MAYBE... MAYBE you'll get one! If I feel like it! And baby-dick incels get it for free! No questions asked! I will seek you out to get that book... In your hand. And if you already have one? Just take another! Here! Take all of them! As many copies as you can physically carry are yours! Super-Omega Bible (Supreme)! On sale now! Get it now before my A.I. takes over your government and I murder you all!"
by Hym Iam February 20, 2024
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illiterate people can’t read the bible

Used when people don’t understand that something is smart/good because they lack understanding of the subject.
“Don’t worry dude, your album/movie/project isn’t bad, illiterate people can’t read the bible
by muwtu May 3, 2020
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smelly bible

it started as a pippeli then turned into bible because pippeli sounds like bible and it smells. as we came up with it we were tired af.
hey you have a smelly bible

yeah i know *does the ritual*

*starts singing* smelly bible *and changing the highness of the voice
by shiggybible January 17, 2020
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Bible of EDM

Femme Fetale by Britney Spears. The EDM Bible that shaped 2011.
What’s that you’re listening to?”
“Oh it’s just the Bible of EDM”
“Oh I love Femme Fetale!”
by Seanmdjr March 25, 2021
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Electronic bible

Yo are you bringing your electronic bible to bible study on Saturday ?
by Ayeitscilt March 4, 2018
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Bible

It’s an expression, currently used my tha Kardashian. It means « I swear »
So instead saying « i swear, it was delicious ! » you should say « omg BIBLE, it was delicious ! »
by Coffeelover05 November 24, 2021
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