Before and after event

An event in someone’s life where there life completely changes who that person was before for better or worse

My mom died when I was young, I realise now that was my before and after event.

by Cobaininpain January 06, 2024

OUT-BEFORE-I-KNEW-IT

1. When someone says an inuendo/or offensive term before they realise.....
2. Being naive
3. A sexual reference
4. Saying before you speak...

"That Holli is as big as a house! uh oh that was out-before-I-knew-it....and so was she..."

by Aislin Bonney January 29, 2010

Go fuck yourself before you knock yourself

Stand down or you will be slapped.

Yo bro go fuck yourself before you knock yourself

by Vatu April 01, 2021

Before or after?

Before or after refers to before or after the wipe, after you took a shit. It is said before one is about to eat ass.

"Bro, you ate her ass? Was it before or after?"

by dikke billen August 09, 2020

Day before Christmas stuffing

‘Day before Christmas stuffing’ is where your mum makes you heaps of stuffing a day in advance

“Mum when will my day before Christmas stuffing be done’

by Bolobag2007 December 23, 2023

National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day

Every year, May 13 is a happy day for people who put milk in a bowl first and then cereal. On this day U CAN NOT get mad because of that because we celebrate National put milk in a bowl before u put the cereal day.

Anna: *puts milk in a bowl before cereal"
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.

Mom: I-

by Dahoodgrill123 November 04, 2021

arms before hop

Bros before hos; spelled in the T9word function of a text message--for convenience purposes. Used generally when speaking of violations of said rule.

--Dude, Im goin cakin on my girl now.
--Man, what the fuck, we were gonna play NHL 09...cmon now, arms before hop.

by Tom and Petey October 13, 2008