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Before you were born

What parents say to get a rise out of you
Ahh, Before you were born the good ol days
by ChickenChocker69 January 30, 2023
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poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.
Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
by Bacon friez November 3, 2023
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Doing things out of order - prioritizing the wrong aspect of a project or equation. A variation of “putting the cart before the horse”.
Max was really putting the cult before the compound when he bought a new suit to wear at my wedding before I even invited him.

Jimmy really put the cult before the compound when he bought a German Shepard with huge balls that pisses inside before he bought a house with a yard.
by Max Pop December 3, 2023
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ham before banned

Becoming intoxicated before college marching band practice
Joker: Lets go ham before banned
by Sandals1384 September 20, 2012
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Thighs before Guys

The female version of Bros before Hoes.Used For Mainly to hangout with Female Friends instead of their Male Friends.
Sorry Dude,”Thighs Before Guys” anytime bro.But what about “Bros before Hoes?” Not this time dude.
by noo3bsIsNOTaFurry December 29, 2021
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Bros before hoes

A code between two bros saying they won't abandon them for a girl.
Tyler: "I had no choice!

Carter: "Dude it's supposed to be bros before hoes"
by Don Heroic June 10, 2020
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Too soon before tomorrow

When something bad happens too soon that it’s short enough to not delay until a another day
I’m short tempered, shit can hit the fan too soon before tomorrow.
by U S E R N A M E May 4, 2025
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