beerability

not associated with or to be confused with drinkability, this is: one's availability and/or ability to consume beer.

dude - hey man, what's your beerability this evening.

man - aw dude i can't, i have to study for this exam.

bro - holy shit, that chick's drank 11 beers and she's still going... she's got some serious beerability!

by fatty richard May 14, 2009

bum beer

The beer that bums buy, with their hodge-podge of coins and wrinkled, depressing bills. Usually obscure, depressing brands that make up in alcohol percentage what they lack in flavour, or anything out of the singles cooler.

"Why'd you buy Extra Old Stock, brah? Man, that shite is bum beer that makes my tongue tingle."

by SeaBat June 12, 2006

Beer Coat

The sensation of being so drunk that you can no longer feel the cold.

"Weren't you cold last night?"
"No, I was wearing my beer coat."

by Corinne Simpson October 15, 2006

beer colored glasses

Implies that ones worldview is either clouded or clairified by alcohol. In the tradition of rose colored glasses, yet far more delusional.

Of course she's hot... you're seeing her through beer colored glasses. That's also why she looks thin.

by hoodrat December 3, 2005

Beer>Religion

The fact that Beer is better than religion for the following 10 reasons.

1. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer
2. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex
3. Beer has never caused any major wars
4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer
5. You can prove you have a Beer
6. Beer cant lie to you
7. Beer helps you enjoy life, religion reminds you how shit people are
8. You can have several different beers at once.
9 You will not be killed or tortured over what brand of beer you drink.
10. If your life is devoted to beer, thier are groups to help you stop.

Religion sucks. Beer rules.

by Your Lord & Master April 20, 2004

Beer Pong

A drinking game played at parties where everyone thinks they are the best at it.

Dude 1: Hey man I'll play you in beer pong.
Dude 2: Why? I always kick your ass.
Dude 1: Wow! I never lose.

by peopleplz December 16, 2008

beer hymen

when you take your first piss of the night, while out drinking you have broken your beer hymen and will not be able to stop pissing after that.

ollie "i need a piss AGAIN"
ben "youve broken you beer hymen man, no stopping it now!!"

by zigsta September 1, 2008