Beef Sticker

When a girl puts lipstick on her vagina and presses it against your face to leave a kiss mark

"Yo bro that fat chick just gave me a beef sticker!!"

by Yourdadslover January 7, 2018

Beef Blankets

Ginormous Lavias
Extra Extra large Pussy Lips

On her way out of the bathroom, Katie tripped on her California King Size Beef Blankets.
He doesn't have a comforter, he wraps up in Katie's Beef Blankets when he gets cold.

by cuddlefinger December 7, 2011

beef stro

When a trashy girl dies her hair and it turns out the nasty color of beef stroganoff.

Keefer: Hey LG, that girl's hair is raunchy.

LG: Yeah dude, it looks like my dinner last night.

Keefer: Yeah, just like beef stro!

by KeeferLG November 27, 2007

Beef-Brain

A chronic condition in which the patient's brain is slowly replaced with ground beef, there is no known cure and it is terminal 94% of the time. Common symptoms include loss of mental faculties, making absolutely stupid claims on twitter and twitch chats, and investing thousands of dollars in ugly pictures of primates thinking they are worth something.

Person 1: NFT's are the future of money!
Person 2: do you have fucking beef-brain?

by ZeroGToaster February 16, 2022

Beef Date

A Beefdate is a birthday in which you are given the "meat" in other words: Losing your virginity!

Girl: Can my birthday be a beef date?
Guy: Sure babe!

by /Pie God\ August 16, 2017

Beef Saddle

The cooler, less mainstream incarnation of the bass guitar.

I like my beef saddle rare to medium-rare. The thicker and juicier the better. Really get up in there. Don't be afraid! Really just man handle that f*ckin' thing, ya know!? COME ON NAHW! SLAPPA DA BEEEEEF SADDLE, MOOOOOOOOOONNN!!!

by Dr. Hoppelgangerstein May 31, 2018

Beef Truffles

A massive, beefy shit one takes after engorging on Brazilian red meats at a Brazilian steakhouse. Hallmarked by the accompanying beefy farts.

I ate so much meat at the Brazilian steakhouse last night at our company party that I was dropping beef truffles at 35,000 ft on my flight home. The pilot almost had to drop the oxygen masks for passenger relief.

by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2018