When you grind on your bed and it hurts when the force of gravity gets strong and pulls you down hard, you get a boner.
Boy: Hey, I just bed slapped my bed and it hurts. I got a boner from it.
Girl: Why did you get the boner?
Boy: Uhhh that’s too much info. Cya!
Girl: Bye!
Girl: Why did you get the boner?
Boy: Uhhh that’s too much info. Cya!
Girl: Bye!
by Nana my Bananas March 29, 2018
Sped in the bed means that while having intercourse, you don’t really think. Either you are bad at it, or you don’t know/care who you are sleeping with. It is usually an insult for someone who is either bad at sex, or is easy.
I slept with jack for the first time last night, but he’s sped in the bed, so I think I’ll break up with him.
by Cornchip69 May 20, 2022
1:
A minor inconvenience that shall hinder your day/night until it is fixed
2:
literally crumbs on the bed
A minor inconvenience that shall hinder your day/night until it is fixed
2:
literally crumbs on the bed
1:
Person 1: ugh its a crumbs on the bed day
Person 2: ughhhhh
2:
Person 1: I have crumbs on my bed
Person 2: damn man that sucks
Person 3: that'd explain where my weed poptart went
Person 1: YOUR WHAT
Person 1: ugh its a crumbs on the bed day
Person 2: ughhhhh
2:
Person 1: I have crumbs on my bed
Person 2: damn man that sucks
Person 3: that'd explain where my weed poptart went
Person 1: YOUR WHAT
by WrenFloof#0666 April 18, 2022
by Canela 61 August 12, 2022
The term for waking up in the morning and lying in your bed until you go back to sleep because you're too lazy to get up.
"Dude, I was bed carting til about 2pm today, so that's why I missed your party...Yeah, I know I'm lazy."
by Summer Green June 24, 2008
A suspicious brown object that you discover upon your pillow when waking in the morning. How did it get there? No one will ever know. Not safe for consumption.
Hobo Jemima: That couldn't have been chocolate.
Hobo Cletus: Why not?
Hobo Jemima: It was too stanky.
Hobo Cletus: You're right... it must have been bed chocolate! Wait, I don't even have a bed!
Hobo Cletus: Why not?
Hobo Jemima: It was too stanky.
Hobo Cletus: You're right... it must have been bed chocolate! Wait, I don't even have a bed!
by fuzzydickwumpkins December 10, 2011
by Deathnote2002 June 27, 2017