Beached-Whale

A really massive person which the wear a white tank top and short jeans and red flip flops and they have their bellies hanging out of there tank tops. The BEACHED-WHALES usually have big belly and a large gut and an obseaningly large buttocks.

You look like a BEACHED-WHALE.

by NighthawkZ Boi February 6, 2020

Dog on the beach

Code word for "You have a booger hanging out of your nose."

Bro, you have a dog on the beach. Thanks man, that booger would have stayed there all night!

by KrystalGlass February 8, 2020

homeless beaches

A group of the most amazing, trendy, coolest, funniest, and sweetest girls you'll ever meet! They meet up every Friday to have a "homeless Friday" and ride around the country club in the most wack clothes.

Last night I woke up to a loud noise, I think it might've been the homeless beaches riding around!

by carablanna April 24, 2020

Beach Mole

A person who walks up and down the beach with a metal detector digging up holes everywhere.

Be careful of all the holes on the beach from the beach moles.

by dfnremt May 10, 2012

beached gator

A straight turd that is so long, it emerges from the toilet bowl water to have it's "head" poking out of the water and resting above the water line.

I ate a big steak last night and today left a beached gator in the toilet...whew, that sucker was huge!

by DKWSea June 27, 2012

beached crocodile

A large turd or series of turds that are partially under water and partially stuck to the side of the bowel.

After eating that #9 from Taco Bell, I went home and dropped a beached crocodile.

by thabob November 23, 2011

beach fleas

when one has sex on the beach and gets crabs

dude i went to the beach with that anuh chick and got beach fleas yo

by the bobbeh August 23, 2011