A state of partial erection about midway between limp and ragingly hard, suitable for an appearance at a nude beach.
A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.
A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.
I had no idea this was going to be a nude beach!! Give me a minute, I need to focus. If I’m getting naked in public I’ll have to get to just the right level of beach dick, not too hard, not too soft!
by Chocolate bardonkey October 3, 2021
Get the Beach dickmug. Beach Poptry is blend of beach and summer music that spans serveral genres and decades. It was developed into a radio format by Florida broadcaster Cliff Edwards.
by Mofiggie August 20, 2023
Get the beach poptrymug. by BeachWingsFTW July 23, 2014
Get the beach wingsmug. 1: I went to the best Canadian beach yesterday!
2: You went to Canada?
1:No, I went to a nude beach and this one chick was getting logged!
2: Oh
2: You went to Canada?
1:No, I went to a nude beach and this one chick was getting logged!
2: Oh
by Alvarortor September 14, 2015
Get the Canadian beachmug. A really massive person which the wear a white tank top and short jeans and red flip flops and they have their bellies hanging out of there tank tops. The BEACHED-WHALES usually have big belly and a large gut and an obseaningly large buttocks.
You look like a BEACHED-WHALE.
by NighthawkZ Boi February 6, 2020
Get the Beached-Whalemug. Cool place, but druggies will chase you and try to steal your shoes if they don't make their bus. Watch out cause those cunts are pissed. Had to hide in the school there once at like 1:00am cause some bitch wanted my thongs and got here 500 children to go looking for me. Also where everyone gets spray paint and crap.
Hey dad some chick just tried to steal my shoes and I had to hide in the school until she and her offspring left "well thats christies beach for ya"
by monmon555 December 12, 2013
Get the christies beachmug. by KrystalGlass February 8, 2020
Get the Dog on the beachmug.