Fruit-basket position

When a man stands with his legs together after having pushed his junk firmly between them. When viewed from behind, it resembles a very nasty basket of fruit.

Is that a chick or is it a dude in the fruit-basket position?

Turn it around... look for the fruit!

by Lenny Bruce March 29, 2009

foot basket

a foot basket is the basket hanging underneath the chair in front of your desk. This is usually found in a school setting, and can also be used to hold books if you want to piss off who sits behind you.

Dude, get your books out of my foot basket. I need a place to put my feet

by iamrogue December 3, 2009

Oven-Baked Meatloaf

Complicated and disturbingly, creative sex position:

Involving a woman doing a yoga head stand, her turtle heading partner, and a mutual fecal fetish.
(Some skills required)

"Let's do Oven-Baked Meatloaf again; that never gets boring!"

"Ya know, instead of Beefstew, I'm in the mood for some hot, fresh Oven-Baked Meatloaf!"

"If we are going to have Oven-Baked Meatloaf, again ...this time, make sure the oven is pre-heated and the meatloaf is ready to be baked."

"Oven-Baked Meatloaf: nothing like the shit your mom cooks; it's loads better."

"I'm not a big fan of Beefstew, but Oven-baked Meatloaf sounds good."

by Dang Jacked February 17, 2017

Whole foods plant based diet

Do you wanna cure your cancer, osteoporosis and be super healthy while you do so? Try the whole foods plant based diet, void of “decaying cooked bovine flesh” and “baby cow growth fluid”. You will live longer, healthier and more fullfilled lives. Try it today, Doctor recomended! *100% not vegan propaganda*

What the health and cowspiracy totally changed my mind about my awful meat eating ways. I got rid of my cancer due to my whole foods plant based diet.

by SaraSleigh February 12, 2018

Look who the dog barked in

This is the opposite of "Look who the cat dragged in"

Tom-Look who the dog barked in

Jim-Hahaha look who the cat dragged in

by I coin this term December 27, 2019

Based

Agreement to a statement, often one of political ideology.
Comparable to the statement "This is good, I agree"

"Hey mabye billionaires shouldnt be a thing we let happen"
"Based"

by EndyStar January 11, 2021

spooky basket

A gift basket made in October filled with Goodies and other things related to Halloween. The spooky basket contains candy and movies. It is usually made by a female and given to a male as a gift showing care and intimacy.

Girl: Hey baby I made you a spooky basket with candy and scary movies to watch together!
Guy:Heck yeah I've been wanting a spooky basket so bad!

by Christianthegr8 October 18, 2018