Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickens

A phrase you say when a friend, who constantly plays the victim, tells you for the millionth time
how miserable is his life, while refusing to see the bright aspects you keep mentioning.

"And then, when I asked my parents for extra money, they refused and instead of that asked me to take the garbage out. Ain´t that cruel?"

I understand you... Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickens!

by rperazag May 19, 2010

blanketer

A person who stays in bed with multiple blankets it is called a blanketer

Josh isn't feeling so good he needs to stay in bed for a few days, or he'll won't feel that good. He needs to have multiple blankets its called a blanketer on him or else he'll be cold

by bgell December 29, 2010

Meat Blanket

Foreskin- the skin covering the head of a cock

Hazza was rushed to the emergency department after getting his 'meat blanket' caught in the zipper of his acid wash Levi's.

by Ezy-G June 5, 2022

Danish Pig-In-A-Blanket

Shoving a toothpick down a man's penis and jacking him off until he cums blood

I recently gave my boyfriend a Danish pig-in-a-blanket.
or
Yeah bro, I need a Danish pig-in-a-blanket or I'll go crazy.
or
I gave David a Danish pig-in-a-blanket a few days ago.

by Oliver Nordin December 14, 2024

Blanket Mummy

A technique of wrapping yourself in a blanket to stay warm in the winter, making you look like a mummy or a larva in a cocoon

I'd have gone to work, but it's so cold that I'd rather remain in bed as a blanket mummy.

by Alan-a-Dale October 30, 2018

belly blanket

a blanket for your belly after you ate a lot of turkey

Dang, im gonna need a belly blanket after all of this turkey

by KombatWombat November 15, 2018

hanging out in the blankets

fucking

Me and my girl were hanging out in the blankets

by zambs May 7, 2018