Bald

Someone with no hair.

The Word Bald was reinvented by Streamer Asmongold, because his Hair is regrowing in reverse.
Bald means in German "Soon", maybe Asmonblading soon

in the gif ull see his warface

Dude 1: Hey what up with your hair?
Dude 2: Im Asmongbalding
Barber: Yeah, his hair goes in reverse
Dude 1: Aslong u dont Asmonmald

by Zyxon1 October 20, 2020

Bald Stanley

Bald Stanley is a man desperate for attention and hair better known by his stage name Paul Stanley this money hungry lying man who can only badmouth people and never has anything to say like his counter part and possibly secret boyfriend Chaim Wigs he prefers Eric minger and Tommy Gayer

Bald Stanley hides his baldness with a crap wig

by VeryBigMuscleMan October 7, 2021

Bald bull

A boxer from punch out wii Made to troll the player

He is Essentially random And if you don't get a star at the right time you don't get to win

fuck bald bull

by Destoyerofeps March 16, 2023

do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair

The arranged version of the song's lyric, by Elvis Aaron Presley(known as Elvis Presley). He performed the song called "Are You Lonesome To-Night?" in August 1969 at International Hotel in Las Vegas. The original lyric is "Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there", however he was in high mood, he apparently changed it to "Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair". A moment later, Elvis noticed that a bald man in the front row took off his wig and swaying to the music.

Are you lonesome tonight,
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day
When I kissed you and called you sweetheart?
Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair?
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?

by DDDelvissweetheart February 18, 2017

Bald capping

When you take a bald cap and whip someone’s penis with it. This causes the hair to fall off the penis and balls, as a method of shaving.

Bro I’m getting really hairy, can you do some bald Capping on me

by Atticool April 18, 2025

Bald shaming

Someone who shames a bald person, because they are bald.

A man was bald shaming a child because he has cancer.

by Thesodadrinkers October 11, 2021

Bald Cougar

An older woman, defined as a Cougar, who is up to date on all the latest personal landscaping trends.

As the Cougar disrobed before me , I took note of her well groomed landing strip and realized she was no ordinary cougar; she was a Bald Cougar.

by elsyds29 August 5, 2021