A tub is any being who dares consume more than 1 calorie a day. All non-tubs (gins) must, in fact, limit themselves to one steamed grain of cauliflower rice per year. If any more is consumed, you must be sacrificed to the immensely skinny, blue avatar men. Tubs must be eradicated in order for my fellow Gins to rise.
Look at that tubby capybara, it is so tubby for it cannot go a mere moment without consuming calories.
by gefilte gin May 23, 2022

by Gae_Pillow February 10, 2024

A person who sits in the tub and farts, while snapping at the bubbles. A classic 5150 and an endangered species. The Tub Snapper should be returned to the water if caught and is not good for eating. As the name suggests, they snap. (And at more than just their own farts bubbles)
by Murphykidd112 June 19, 2025

The same as log bucking; however, done with use of a plastic or iron tub, rope, and spongy rubber mat. In this case, a person sits or lies inside a tub. A long rope is passed through a set of hooks. One end is free and the other is secured to a large tree branch. Two or more people must yank the free end of the rope hard enough to launch the third person out of the tub and onto the rubber mat.
by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Ride a convertible with the top down in sub freezing temperatures, with the heat blasted inside and heated seats turned on
by funnychiron January 12, 2024

Smoking marijuana whilst taking a bubble bath. The Tub n' Toke is the only think more relaxing than a shower beer.
Keisha (in a new england accent): Wanna relax with a showah beer?
Ralphie: no lets draw a bath, and Tub n' Toke
Ms. Frizzle: Seatbelts everyone!
Ralphie: no lets draw a bath, and Tub n' Toke
Ms. Frizzle: Seatbelts everyone!
by Creator of the Shower Beer February 26, 2014

When a woman puts hot or warm water into their mouth and gargles the water creating bubbles while the man dunks his balls into her mouth, Allowing the bubbles to caress his balls like their own personal hot tub.
by Chad699 April 12, 2024
