by Sassy_unicorn December 11, 2018
Get the Hurtedmug. “Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.
All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
Get the mysteries make my head hurtmug. by devin dipascal November 27, 2018
Get the hurtedmug. by playboi-Cardi March 9, 2019
Get the Tummy Hurtmug. What someone says when a little panzee named Austin starts screaming like a banshee in your ears and never shuts the hell up.
“My ears, they hurt!!!“ Michael said as Austin screamed at the top of his lungs, and then left to jerk off to gay porn
by theaustinhater42069 September 30, 2023
Get the My ears, they hurt!!!mug. 
