Pro-Willy

a phrase you say to deflect a political question on a social or economic issue that you either have no opinion on or cannot be bothered explaining because the person asking the question is too stubborn to change his view

Guy 1: Why are you not Pro-Life?
Guy 2: Dude, I'm Pro-Willy

by the 5 footer February 13, 2023

direct willy

directly inserting the tongue into the ear, skipping the licking of the finger and transfer of cold saliva entirely. very nasty.

OOOOOOH you gave me a direct willy. gross.

by 'possom man October 8, 2013

whipper willy

The act of using your willy as a whisk to whip cream

Hey frank, my whisk broke.I could really use a whipper willy in here

by Whipperwilly January 27, 2014

willy dope

When you inject heroin / fent dope into your crotch because you can't find a good vein anywhere else

dougie: i just nodded off willy dope

by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022

Willy thumping

A classic saying heard when two men thump their willies with peeled back foreskin.

Jeff: Did you see both Haruto and Alex yesterday at school?
Clarice: Yes I saw them going into the bathroom together and heard an uproar
Jeff: Oh shit i think them kids went willy thumping!!!!
Clarice: Classic Haruto and Alex

by Jdhdjjrjrmommy November 6, 2018

Willy Packer

A guy who cant be found

Wheres that willy Packer at?

by bose71 June 12, 2018

Cum Willie

Like a standard wet willie only preformed with male ejaculat fluid (Semen).
The object is for one partner to distract the other and slip a finger covered in cum into the others ear.

Check this shout out! I was in bed with my girl after an amazing love session , she starts talking about my ex and she up and gives me a fucking "cum willie"

by 1970 ink slinger December 5, 2016