Turkey turds

It is grill appetizer with a slice of chicken, cream cheese, and a piece of jalapeno all wrapped in bacon. They are called turkey turds because they look like a turkey dropping once cooked.

Lets make some turkey turds for the barbeque tonight.

by Polar007 October 28, 2012

Turkey Jerky

When you fuck a thanksgiving turkey.

Mom: why is this turkey so salty?
Me: let’s just say I got a turkey jerky

by FamousJew December 3, 2021

Spicy Turkey

When a man pulls his scrotum down to resemble a turkeys caruncle (wattle). He then uses a zester to remove the outer layer of skin and then dunk his sack into the hot sauce of his choice. He will then make the noises of an angry Turkey.

I would rather have a Spicy Turkey than spend time with my ex.

by Sir Dripsalot November 4, 2019

turkey mama

A Thick or Fat Girl With Big Boobs & Big Ass

Girl you better slow down on that eating before you turn into a turkey mama

by Ronnie Ron July 13, 2022

Turkey Bottom

The accumulation of excessive food eaten over the Thanksgiving holiday, with the realization of it all settling in one’s buttocks.

As I awoke on Friday morning, to my horror, I realized that I was a victim of turkey bottom.

by Chaz McQwirkle November 28, 2022

Jurkin the Turkey

Something that a jimmy likes doing allot

Jimmy likes Jurkin the turkey

by jurktheturk May 9, 2022

Turkey Fucker

That one person who lost No Nut November to a Thanksgiving Turkey that their family was supposed to eat.

Person 1: I lost NNN to a Thanksgiving Turkey.

Person 2: Turkey Fucker!

by D4nk4oi89 December 8, 2021