Penis

A elongated part of the male body. Usually 5-10 inches long. I love cum. Slurp. K cool . Anyways yeah I’m penis.

Foreskin

Penis taste good on toast

by Suckmybun March 29, 2019

penis

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LET ME STICK MY PENIS IN YO PENIS BRO

by sirdefenition April 8, 2017

penis

a VERY small stick on a male.

omg look at that guy penis😂
that guy has a small penis

by Morgang April 11, 2020

Penis

The part of the male animal where pee and sperm come out.

God damm look at that cat's penis!

by Brooke hayes 4ever21 May 15, 2016

penis

A worthless part of a man that makes them very self-centered and makes them treat women bad. Women secretly pretend to need this waste of bio material so that we can steal a man's money, soul, and still fuck our girlfriends. It looks funny and smells funny and spits at you if you make it happy. The cum it spits out smells like paste or bleach, which is ew in your mouth though we pretend to like it. A mutated vagina that is back-ass-wards and worthless if it goes limp. Oral stimulation on the penis will bring bad consequences as it will try and spit on your face cause guys are complete weirdos. A thing that is not worth your time and never big enough. gawd.

"Oh baby, i love the way your penis feels inside me, it drives me crazy!!!!!"
-me

*wink, wink* ^_~

by The Real KiTTaY April 25, 2006

Penis

what i stuck in your mom last night :)

Me: you like my knob?
Mom: oh ya baby stick it in!
Me: hellz yes.
Mom: oh ur PENIS has to be at least 24 inches!!!

by BigOJohnny December 28, 2005

penis

one eyed monster

that man has a big one eyed monster

by me August 12, 2003