Jacob J

big fan of Peter Doherty and loves gin

I'm a bit of a Jacob J when it comes to drinking

by Polish_Penetrator January 15, 2023

jacob h

He needs some milk and some brown sauce be careful tho he will yeet your mums feet

Person 1: look its jacob H
Person 2: HE NEEDS SOME MILK!

by Rainbow_hair September 13, 2020

jacob fitzpatrick

The most kind hearted person you could meet,has a verry high tendency to be really silly and on the edge of having problems, but he is also one of the best lovers the universe has ever seen he is also a great musician

jacob fitzpatrick

by Jcb2951 May 18, 2014

Jacob Hatcher

He is white, and has a white mans name. Jacob is always a Ginger. He is usually Mormon. He is always the smartest person in the room and lets you know that just by being in his presence. His intellect is so advanced that when he speaks your brain cannot fathom the words that flow from his orifice. He is very good at math and spends his free time in his room either learning Japanese or watching Khan Academy videos. Most people don't speak to Jacob, but when they do, they never forget him.

Woah, Jacob Hatcher, that's Gospel truth!

by Jonathan Robeson September 18, 2019

Chosen Jacobs

He is handsome, kind, loving to his family ,friends and fans. His Smiles light up the room. He is an amazing singer and actor he deserves the world and more.

Chosen Jacobs is "the chosen one and protect him at all cost"

by Itzliyahgjacks17 May 28, 2020

Jacobs Crotch

Someone who loves blow jobs

She was a good girl, she loved a glug of luke warm white of Jacobs Crotch

by TopBanana1701 February 3, 2017

Jacob Cardinal

The embodiment of god, a myth known only by a select group of powerful men and women, it is said those who worthy of meeting Jacob Cardinal are blessed with great wealth and power.

I pray to Jacob Cardinal before eating.

by Stevenson99 January 21, 2023