soup can

A short fat dick, a chode

Matt is going to unleash the soup can

by Jeff December 9, 2002

tuna can

A penis that is wider than it is long.

"Did you hear? Marcy went home with Josh last night!"
"I heard he's got a real tuna can."
"Yeah, she's not going to walk the same ever again."

by aidan64 May 11, 2008

Soda Can

The Human Anus,as it refers to virginity. If you've ever taken it in the butt,your soda can is then said to be "crushed".

Dude,my soda can is in pristene order!

by Red-Raven June 25, 2004

tuna can

a woman's private parts

Why you being such a bitch, you got sand in your tuna can or something?

by papoose24 November 11, 2010

can of whoopass

A blustery threat made by a loud bully boy just before he gets his own ass whooped by a REAL bumkicker.

Bruiser Boy: Hey, I'm going to open a can of whoopass.

Street Sweeper: (He doesn't say anything; he just whoops the Bruiser Boy's ass.)

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

Canned Coochie

The act of being of being so sex deprived that you make a coochie, using a can.
What the hand can't, the can can.

Damn, would you like to try out my canned Coochie, coochie in a can.

by Dr. E.D. April 4, 2022

shit the can

When you fuck up but your fuck up was somehow the right thing to do. Similar to the term shit the bed but you’re shitting in a can where it’s okay to shit.

“I walked their dog at the wrong time but if I’d done it at the right time, it would have been raining too hard to take him out.”
“Wow, you really shit the can on that one”
“I know, I’m so lucky!”

by Jerzeeshoorhan February 24, 2020