by funnydude May 20, 2024
Get the brooklynermug. Brooklyn - where do we start. There have been allegations of her having stds , after reading this definition I’ll let you be a judge of that . Brooklyn Has a weird thing for licking hobos, Infact she’s been seen in the woods near her house mingling with the hobos. Her laugh is comparable to a donkey on helium , expect some tears. One of her favourite pass times includes some questionable acts including seeds while inside an airplane bathroom- I’ll leave it at that 😳Some of her best insults include calling others “Taylor swift wannabes” , or “Jake Paul wannabes “ be aware as she will steal your mommy and daddy. One of her nicknames is “daddy’s little angel” other nicknames include “the shankstress “ after one of her old flames- Shanky . She has been seen drinking an unhealthy amount of tea- some have said vomit inducing . Brooklyn’s tend to be quite clumsy, we recommend wrapping them in bubble wrap. Brooklyn’s just some stupid vegetarian . Oh yeah and did we mention she’s gay?
by Thatscottishogregirl September 18, 2020
Get the Brooklynmug. Brooklyn is a loud girl who stinks she is fat and ugly and needs to get her ass beat she may think she has friends but she doesn’t they talk about her ugliness and how bad she stinks she is a terrible disgusting human being who is probably a tranny
by Zaria b November 19, 2023
Get the Brooklynmug. 
by yassswenowsussu November 20, 2023
Get the Brooklyn Unique Amormug. sc: brooklessthan3
by babahalalaosd April 10, 2022
Get the brooklynmug. Beautiful, sweet woman of superior intellect, who is also a nuclear weapon in bed. Now the definition of the perfect girlfriend.
"When we had thermonuclear sex I knew she wasn't just another Frazetta goddess, she was a Brooklyn"
A young woman you wish you'd married instead of your ex-wives. "I wish I'd scored a Brooklyn"
A young woman you wish you'd married instead of your ex-wives. "I wish I'd scored a Brooklyn"
by alwr October 7, 2022
Get the Brooklynmug.