Friend Zone

A term used to vilify women for exercising her right to say no because somewhere along the line men got the idea that women are obligated to date or sleep with anyone who talks to them or who they're friends with, and if they don't they're horrible people.

Bob: Wahhh Suzy put me in the friend zone!

George: Oh forget her! She's a heartless bitch! All women are the same!

Suzy: Excuse me? First of all I can't help the fact that I'm not attracted to Bob like that. Second of all I lost one of my closest friends who it turns out was only pretending to be my friend in hopes of getting in my pants, and I'm the villian here?

by Letsbefriendsokay? February 21, 2012

iphone zone

When someone's attention is completely absorbed by whatever is happening on his or her iphone. Texting and apps such as Words with Friends may lead to a particularly impenetrable iphone zone.

Alex: Hey

Eric: ...(no response)

Marty: dude, don't worry about it. Eric is always in the iphone zone

by Rackbah May 29, 2010

dead zone

An un-used area of the brain unreachable by the conscious mind. Stephen King wrote the novel "Dead Zone" in which the lead character John Smith falls into a coma following a car accident. When awakeningen five years later, he finds the accident has activated his dead zone and he is now able to see glimpses of the future. The "dead zone" (with or without supernatural function) is probably King's fictional invention.
The book has been filmed and made into a tv series.

by Cactus September 6, 2003

No Parking Zone

1) When a man is about to nail a woman anally but finds, to his dismay, that there is already a butt-plug situated in the confines of her anal region. She is a No Parking Zone

2) A helpful reminder that women in this state can wear on a sign around their necks

1) John (in his head): "Oh boy, I think I can sneak my Johnson in her ass tonight!" Upon finding a butt-plug conveniently (for Sarah) located in her shitter, he exclaims: "Aww! This bitch has a no parking zone!"

2) Steven: O dude! I would love to stick my custard-launcher into her butt!
Kareem: Hate to burst your bubble bro, but she has a "no parking zone" sign on her neck.
Steven: aww man. o well, lets smoke some bud
Kareem: That's the spirit!

by Haewood Jablowmeeberg July 7, 2009

Safe Zone

An area or "zone" set up usually by colleges and or other types of academic institutions mostly for the Millennial or "cupcake" generation. Due to this generation of adults lacking any real ability to stand on their own two feet and lacking any ability to handle any type of criticism whether constructive or not, these spaces were erected so that Millennials can safely run and hide if they feel threatened by anything that older generations can take with stride. Also can be used by African-Americans who still think the "white man" owes them everything.

I cracked a joke about Matt's new blue hairdo and he promptly ran to the school safe zone where he proceeded to piss his pants and hug onto a teddy bear for 16 hours.

by 6 Pounds Soft November 24, 2016

in a zone

In basketball, when you have the hot hand and the hoop is as big as an ocean.

She was in a zone, she took over the game.

by janeyh February 3, 2005

the Fred zone

a combination of "friend zone" and "red zone." This is when you are close to going all the way with a woman (i.e., you're close to scoring a touchdown as in being in the "red zone") but she denies you by putting you in the "friend zone."

So have you guys made the beast with two backs yet?

No, bro, I got put in the Fred zone. Our relationship is over.

by Ae5Ea8 February 7, 2015