by Francis Deadpool Walkens January 25, 2017

Fart , let them know you farted
Then also, say you farted when you didnt
Eventually they find out
Then never know if you really farted or not
Fart when something important is being done
When driving roll the windows up ... lock them
Lie about farting best when they ask about the windows being locked or to unlock them ...
Does your window work... thats because i farted and locked them
Then admit you didnt really fart
Keep doing it ... and then when you really fart ... and they dont believe you and smell it
Best to maintain a fart wolf ratio so when you really do fart in a certain situation, they "arent falling for it" and your then an official fart wolf
safe for work and everywhere
except in front of someone who workouts alot or is possibly having a bad day...
Dont fart wolf in front of strangers who may get really upset
Then also, say you farted when you didnt
Eventually they find out
Then never know if you really farted or not
Fart when something important is being done
When driving roll the windows up ... lock them
Lie about farting best when they ask about the windows being locked or to unlock them ...
Does your window work... thats because i farted and locked them
Then admit you didnt really fart
Keep doing it ... and then when you really fart ... and they dont believe you and smell it
Best to maintain a fart wolf ratio so when you really do fart in a certain situation, they "arent falling for it" and your then an official fart wolf
safe for work and everywhere
except in front of someone who workouts alot or is possibly having a bad day...
Dont fart wolf in front of strangers who may get really upset
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 27, 2018

by Broccoli bobbin October 20, 2020

Giver of unwanted hugs.
Hugs that no one ever wants.
Due to the Hug Wolfs outer appearance and inward character.
Hugs that feel invading.
Often the Hug Wolf holds on too long for anyone to be comfortable with it even if the hug was consensual in the beginning.
Hugs that no one ever wants.
Due to the Hug Wolfs outer appearance and inward character.
Hugs that feel invading.
Often the Hug Wolf holds on too long for anyone to be comfortable with it even if the hug was consensual in the beginning.
by ChanceOmatic December 22, 2017

A rare, randomly occuring eye mutation that occurs in 1 /10,000 people throughout the world. Typically refered to as Amber eyes, the iris is a golden color and ranges from a dark amber to a bright yellow. Few people have seen a person with wolf eyes and are found to be more common in animals than humans, hence the name "wolf eyes"
He looked in my direction. His wolf eyes made him appear more animal than human. I can only imagine what he was thinking...
by 6414689 June 29, 2021

by Cyn6369 November 24, 2021
