Nerd Boner

achieving a boner from the gain of knowledge that has no sexual content

DUDE! I was watching Ancient Aliens on the History Channel and got a nerd boner

by Tehpirate November 11, 2009

Pannoner Boner

When wrestling in high school, and you suddenly get a swollen member, causing you to take a time out, and think about women to relieve the erect pens.

Did you see that wrestling match? Guy popped a Pannoner Boner and had to head to the locker room. He got all swollen in his swimsuit area.

by COLONELCUNNILINGUS May 13, 2016

negative boner

instead of getting a boner you get a boner into your body or

turned off

Friend: i was with this girl last night and i got a negative boner
Other friend: cool story bro

by AsianWoveTaco February 13, 2012

Boner smasher

An extremely unattractive woman whose appearance causes nausea and pain.

Yesterday that boner smasher came over and I threw up in the sink.

Dang, that girl has been smashing boners since 1985.

by JBeebs10 October 12, 2013

Billy the boner

A fat guy whose sexually excited all the time.

Bobby: Is your boyfriend Billy the boner?
Maj : Huh?
Bobby: Because he's always enthusiastic when it comes to sex.

by whenimaqueen September 02, 2018

boner confusion

N. A circumstance wherein a male is aroused by something that he previously thought he was not attracted to, and cannot place his finger on exactly why.

I got a serious case of boner confusion the other day after seeing a particularly well-animated cartoon fight scene.

by Bolthorman November 15, 2013

Boner Quaker

a boner quaker is when a man is receiving a blow job and the girl deep throats his dick and just starts shaking her head back and forth very rapidly is if the boner is in a earth quake.

as i lay on my back i received a boner quaker from my girlfriend.

by mike hawk45 April 13, 2009