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Weiner Count

The amount of hot dogs in a certain place at a certain time.
by Weiner World February 23, 2021
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Secondhand weinering

The act of touching your homies weiner and then proceed to preform fingerplay on a girl.
"jokes on you kelsey, I touched Ryans dick before fingering you. You just got a secondhand weinering."
by bbong67 January 18, 2022
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respectable weinering

When you are disrespected in all the right ways enough to brag to your girlfriends about the session
I mean wtf, I apologize for dropping off the call, but I got an unscheduled respectable weinering.
by MisterTree January 1, 2025
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wyatt weiner

by Money heist 2.0 June 1, 2020
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toasted weiner

A person giving another person a blowjob by the camp fire.
Stephanie gave Jon a toasted weiner on their camping trip.
by Sbden12 May 20, 2023
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Weiner Monday

Weiner Monday (noun) – Holiday

Pronunciation: /ˈwi .nɚ ˈmʌn.deɪ/

Definition: A revered holiday celebrated with the sacred consumption of hot dogs and White Claw Surge. Observed weekly (or whenever the vibes demand), Weiner Monday is a time of joy, indulgence, and community, honoring the noble combination of processed meats and high-ABV seltzers.

Traditions & Customs:

Grilling, boiling, or microwaving hot dogs (all methods accepted, no judgment).

Cracking open a White Claw Surge with reckless enthusiasm.

Debates over the best toppings (ketchup vs. mustard wars are common).

General merriment, bad decisions, and a possible need for recovery on Tuesday.
"I can't work late tonight—it's Weiner Monday, and the squad is already firing up the grill!"

"Last Weiner Monday got a little out of hand… I woke up covered in mustard with a half-eaten hot dog in my pocket."

"On the seventh day, we rest. But on Monday, we feast—happy Weiner Monday!"
by Kwaikkn March 28, 2025
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Deer weiners

Aye yo nigga you got any deer weiners?
Yeah nigga i got a whole pack of em
by Nigga'sWitDeerWeiners November 8, 2011
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