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weiner hog

In its simplest form, a hog of weiners. A selfish, promiscuous hussy who is always in search of her next lay. Sometimes laying 1 weiner immediately after the other, occasionally laying a second weiner before she’s done with the first, or even on rare occasion, hogging 2 weiners at one time. A floozy who doesn’t seem to care or notice when a weiner is already spoken for by another woman; she still seeks to hog all the weiners.
After Jenny’s breakup, she tried dating again, but Sheila, being a selfish weiner hog, had already laid all the decent weiners in town.

Kay finally felt like she met a good man, but then along came Lynn, the weiner hog, trying to slut her way into stealing Kay’s dude.
by Slutstopper January 15, 2024
mugGet the weiner hogmug.

Weiner Hair

The hair that grows out of the tip of ones dick
by OhMrKrabs December 12, 2016
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Pulled a Weiner

Accidentally posting or sending something not intended for mass distribution.
Bob accidentally posted pictures with his mistress to his wall, not a private message. John really "pulled a Weiner"!

Frank accidentally hit "reply all" when calling his boss a self-centered dumb ass. His coworkers had a laugh, but Frank was fired. Frank "pulled a Weiner"!
by Rep Frank Bob December 1, 2011
mugGet the Pulled a Weinermug.

Weiner cradling

When your sleeping after sex and your guy still got his dick in you.
"Damn those teens are Weiner cradling again Sheryll!"
by The Cradler September 23, 2023
mugGet the Weiner cradlingmug.
A great youtube-friendly name for a big cock. This great term was made by Chloe Roma. A canadian Males rights advocate, who needs more views. it first appeared in one episode of NO DIQK
Girls who baby trap men get NO willy the one-eyed wonder weiner
by Somebodythatyouneverknew October 3, 2021
mugGet the Willy the one-eyed wonder weinermug.

weiner sexual

only attracted to Weiner witch is different from gay because u only like Weiner and not men
yeah paul i think im a weiner sexual paul says so u like dudes nah man just trynna have a weiner in my mouth no gay shit tho
by poop 10927 March 19, 2021
mugGet the weiner sexualmug.

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