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Waxing the bed

The act of taking some form of tape or another sticky substance, putting it across your bed, and pulling it up to get off un-wanted hair. The hair usually belongs to a pet, and is caused by the pet shedding while they sleep/lay with you on your bed.
"Dude, my dog slept with me on my bed last night. I spent a good 30 minutes this morning waxing the bed."

or

"What are you doing?"
"I'm waxing the bed. My cat decided to lay in it when I was gone, and sheds a lot.
by zig12 August 9, 2009
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Wax Eye Cereal Killers

WAX EYE released several parody trading card series. CEREAL KILLERS Series 1, and Series 2 parodies popular cereal brands mixing with iconic horror films.
Wax Eye Cereal Killers is great.
by SPrice1980 April 25, 2022
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wax woman

A slut. Particularly one with huge fake tits and a huge fake badonkadonk.
by Waxwoman July 13, 2023
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hungarian waxing

Ejaculating on one's own body, letting it dry over night and peeling it off in the morning.
I jerked off last night and did some Hungarian waxing on my belly this morning.
by Studd69 July 7, 2018
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Waxed dolphin

Older gay or bisexual male with no hair and a youthful complexion
Wow John did you see Tom! He’s really looking like a waxed dolphin for his age!
by JusAFkinFruit November 2, 2023
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Waxs

Someone who is really good at games. His gamesense is really good. He is surely a ginger sadly. Everyone that has advantages got some disadvantages :(
is you Waxs?

Yes. Im supeer good in gaming

oh so you're a ginger?
by Thorefication April 22, 2021
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Wax-Cart

A verb primarily used in a retail enviorment to depict the act of putting the stores merchandise in a cart used for the storing and moving supplies associated with the waxing process.
Wax-cart that shit.
Eoin got caught wax-carting another movie.
by Grimmok September 17, 2018
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