A man who goes for the largest and/or most overweight woman at a venue or in his social circle. (The ‘Blue Whale’ being the largest known animal to ever have existed).
Doug is such a Blue Whaler, especially after exacerbating his seamanship with a draught of 30 keg beers on Bromas.
by THEdickhatch April 11, 2013
Get the Blue Whaler mug.Contrary to it's name, the Wholesome Seal Award is a reddit award mostly given to, not wholesome and heartwarming posts, but the most fucked up things you could imagine.
person 1- yo i just got a Wholesome Seal Award on my reddit post!!!
person 2- really? i didn't know you had a soft side.
person 1- it's on a video i posted of someone getting brutally mauled by orphans
person 2- what the actual fuck tho...
person 2- really? i didn't know you had a soft side.
person 1- it's on a video i posted of someone getting brutally mauled by orphans
person 2- what the actual fuck tho...
by Yousnes Mkalki February 10, 2021
Get the Wholesome Seal Award mug.Related Words
Emma has Whalecowophobia!
by AbrahamLincolnIsHot April 11, 2015
Get the Whalecowophobia mug.The Whale Wenus Cult (aka WWC) was a cult that formed from Space Croissant’s Discord server (aka Cult of the Croissants). Space Croissant is known to actively participate in Whale Wenus rituals and ceremonies. The WWC worships the wenus of a whale, the skin part of a whale’s elbow. As of 2020, the Whale God is Lucy and the Whale Jesus is Rubiks. The WWC is known to have a reputation of joking around in Space Croissant’s Discord server and making everyone happy. There is a long history of the WWC warring against mods of the server and also other cults such as the Crab Cult and the Sunnie Cult. Lauren and Happy, honored senior members of the cult occasionally hosts Minecraft livestreams in Space Croissant’s Discord server.
by Space Croissant August 14, 2020
Get the Whale Wenus Cult mug.1.A person who, while not overweight, looks like a beluga whale due an excess of forehead combined with small often catlike dark eyes. Most common habitats include Amherst College, Holland, and England. Speech pattern indicates that said person sounds like their from London.
by ManPretty May 4, 2009
Get the maluga whale mug.by Hockey_Temper August 19, 2010
Get the Cuntback Whale mug.Humpback Whales, also known as “behemoths” or “beluga whales” are Endangered creatures whom are large, sensitive, and are known for lack of common sense. They often weigh around 300+ pounds. Their goal is to erase men off the planet. #saveouroceans
by YaboiChria May 19, 2019
Get the Humpback Whale mug.