wet whale

a type of dildo invented by a group of school pupils on a trip 2 london
other dildos also known as furry ferret and slimy snake

"for pleasure i like to use a wet whale"

by ehh August 12, 2004

killer whales

police officers.
law enforcement officers
crooked ass police officers

oh shit here come them killer whales!

by Dem Duece Tre Niggas December 15, 2003

White Whale

(In Denver) An RTD Bus, especially if it's in your lane.

Damn, a White Whale, right in front of me. Where's Ahab when you need him?

by Endogenous January 06, 2010

Anorexic Whale

Someone who is so fat, that they can be compared to a skinny whale.

"Look how fat that kid his."
"Ya, he's so fat, that he's an anorexic whale!"

by The Original Anorexic Whale! June 27, 2009

Whale Hunting

Trying to find a date that is overweight or obese.

Sampson put on his suit and tie. Tonight was a beautiful night to go Whale Hunting.

by GoEatATowel April 04, 2016

Poop Whale

When you drop a big load and it doesn't sink - a big part of it is out of the water like a whale (about a quarter), making it look like a whale.
It doesn't touch the sides of the toilet - just sits there.

I dropped two poop whales yesterday.

by Pope Pup August 03, 2009

Battle Whale

Genetically altered whales that have the following attributes:
•Lasers
•Wings
•Tank Treads
•Cannons
•Explosions

The luxury version also has:
•Carpeting
•Alcohol
•Upholstery
•A life-sized statue of Skeletor
•Pizza

They are destined to go back in time to the American Revolution and fuck shit up. They may also be sent to WWII, the Hundred Years War, and the French Revolution.

•Kyogre is the Mega Luxury King of the Battle Whales.

Guy 1: I wish I had a Battle Whale.
Guy 2: One does not simply own a Battle Whale.

by Leader of the Battle Whales June 14, 2014