Whale sperm

The reason why the ocean is salty and you became pregnant after you went swimming

"Damn the ocean is salty!"
"That's just from whale sperm"

by Yourdick May 8, 2015

killer whales

police officers.
law enforcement officers
crooked ass police officers

oh shit here come them killer whales!

by Dem Duece Tre Niggas December 14, 2003

White Whale

(In Denver) An RTD Bus, especially if it's in your lane.

Damn, a White Whale, right in front of me. Where's Ahab when you need him?

by Endogenous January 5, 2010

Anorexic Whale

Someone who is so fat, that they can be compared to a skinny whale.

"Look how fat that kid his."
"Ya, he's so fat, that he's an anorexic whale!"

by The Original Anorexic Whale! June 27, 2009

David Whales

(noun) A comparison of a picture of a whale and former MLB pitcher David Wells, often used humorously in internet message boards

To lighten up the harsh argument, he posted a David Whales picture in the thread.

by N. Lipstick January 3, 2010

Battle Whale

Genetically altered whales that have the following attributes:
•Lasers
•Wings
•Tank Treads
•Cannons
•Explosions

The luxury version also has:
•Carpeting
•Alcohol
•Upholstery
•A life-sized statue of Skeletor
•Pizza

They are destined to go back in time to the American Revolution and fuck shit up. They may also be sent to WWII, the Hundred Years War, and the French Revolution.

•Kyogre is the Mega Luxury King of the Battle Whales.

Guy 1: I wish I had a Battle Whale.
Guy 2: One does not simply own a Battle Whale.

by Leader of the Battle Whales June 14, 2014

Whale Party

When you have arrived at what you assumed would be a awesome party, only to find it overrun with obese, thick skinned ladies.

"Man! Dave told me to go this house for a get together, and when I got there it was a total whale party, and he wasnt even there, must have got the memo before-hand."

by E to the L I July 14, 2009