Oh snap, Dave left an Albanian pocket watch in Lisa's jacket last night. Guess she should have remembered to rub the balls.
by billbobigbaggins July 27, 2014
Also known in Miami as "P Dub". Usually refering to that particular individual at the club that spends all night hoping a female will approach him, because he lacks the balls to approach his own sister. Generally an expert in the art of posing, usually against the bar.
by Dominikan April 29, 2003
Australian slang.
Two bob was once known as two cents in currency, and a watch is an instrument to measure time .
In todays terms ,together they form " a 2 cent watch" .
Would you buy a watch for 2 cents ? and how good would you expect it to perform?. probably very erratically.
Hence the ocker term "as mad as a two bob watch"
related - also see Shithouse Rat and cut snake.
Two bob was once known as two cents in currency, and a watch is an instrument to measure time .
In todays terms ,together they form " a 2 cent watch" .
Would you buy a watch for 2 cents ? and how good would you expect it to perform?. probably very erratically.
Hence the ocker term "as mad as a two bob watch"
related - also see Shithouse Rat and cut snake.
Laurie says " keep an eye on Wade "
scott inquired " why"?
dan says " he's as mad as a two bob watch" !!
scott inquired " why"?
dan says " he's as mad as a two bob watch" !!
by wackyv8 June 17, 2008
by just-to-the-ma'fukn-IN May 08, 2010
Describes a very boring person. One who is so lame, they would happily watch the vapour from freshly dumped excrement rather than have a life. An accountant maybe.
Dude 1: "So how's you new job? Good boss?"
Dude 2: "Total bummer man! The boss would watch shit steam rather than do anything useful!"
Dude 2: "Total bummer man! The boss would watch shit steam rather than do anything useful!"
by Wizards Sleeve January 04, 2007
1.) To have sex with both partners facing the same direction, better known as doggie-style.
2.) A euphemism for having sex in general.
Originates from a line from the Bloodhound Gang song, The Bad Touch: "and we'll do it doggie-style so we can both watch X-Files."
2.) A euphemism for having sex in general.
Originates from a line from the Bloodhound Gang song, The Bad Touch: "and we'll do it doggie-style so we can both watch X-Files."
Some Girl: Hey, wanna watch X-Files?
Some Guy: But X-files has been off the air for...oh. Yes. Let's watch X-Files.
Some Dude: There's nothing on TV. Let's watch X-Files.
Some other Dude: Agreed.
Some Guy: But X-files has been off the air for...oh. Yes. Let's watch X-Files.
Some Dude: There's nothing on TV. Let's watch X-Files.
Some other Dude: Agreed.
by A penguin's lost hat March 05, 2010
Something which makes no sense. People like to say it because it just makes no sense whatsoever. Much like the person who said it!
I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Now watch this drive.
by Doc Sigma June 20, 2004