Wake up fart

The expulsion of gas built up throughout the night usually triggered by an early morning muscle clenching stretch.

As my Wife woke up she kicked her legs out, stretched and let loose a massive wake up fart so loud it woke the dog.

by ThaDinger February 2, 2016

Wake

Wake , is another word used to describe laughter

I am wake at you ,

by Shaunaghsham June 19, 2017

Wakefield

Has to be easily one of the whitest towns typical suburb outside of Boston full of rich little white kids who use there parents money to flex with dab pens and supreme clothing also did I mention everyone thinks they’re the shit and are better than everyone else around them do you need trash bud that’s “gas” WELL DONT WORRY WAKEFIELDS THE PLACE we got lil white Boys trappin weed thinking they came from the bottom pussy ass town with no one whos bout it don’t come to Wakefield boring and gay nuff said

Paul-Hey I went to Wakefield it was pretty gay

Greg-Oh yea I’d imagine why is that?

Paul-There’s 8th graders ripping Juul and trying to sell me some “gas” bud

Greg-“Sounds bout right”

by Bigboy22312 November 14, 2018

wahey

A phrase overused by the punch rock group, "Green Day". It's used in their song "Know your enemy". It is a nonsensical utterance used to fill in the last two notes of the chords of their chorus.

Do you know the enemy?
Do you know your enemy?
Well, gotta know the enemy, wahey!

by teabowl1 June 17, 2009

Wakefield

Town of 26,000 located 10 miles north of Boston. Nice lake area where many people walk during the summer. Downtown is a congested area infested w/ bums and thugged out white kids looking to steal anything they can from your vehicle as soon as you go to walk the lake. Greenwood, next to Melrose, is a residential area filled w/ middle class homes and townhouses. Known for the Wakefield Massacre, when a guy walked into an office and killed 7 people a couple of years ago.

Wakefield, Wastefield, or Wackfield.

by Jonny Utah June 11, 2006

wake up call

a surprise and swift insertion of your hog leg into a friends mouth mid-yawn.

1.

Man (to friend): oh, am i keeping you awake? you better not yawn again or you're getting a wake up call.

2.
Friend (yawning): aaaaaaaahhhhhhh...AHH!!!

by johnnyg11141983 March 18, 2010

tornado wake

The "tornado wake" is exercised after a night of attempted make-up sex where the girl starts to get over her issues and things get heated. When the girl's conscience gets the best of her the result is sexual frustration for you. The end result of hours penned up sexual frustration is as follows:

1. The girl falls asleep
2. The boys masturbates
3. The girl is awakened abruptly (like when a tornado is hitting your house and it is time to get some new shelter!)
4. The boy ejaculates directly into the girl's hair and eyes when she is sitting up straight up in the bed and frightened

"I am going to hell. That bitch pissed me off so bad I invented something new--the tornado wake."

by Hullabaloo May 8, 2006