Vagina Stage Fright

The act of not being able to pee in a public restroom.

I tried to use the bathroom at the mall and I had vagina stage fright..I froze up and nothing would come out!!

by Just a random female April 20, 2011

dead vagina

a girl who cannot feel any pleasure in her vagina, but is not paralyzed from the waist down. her vagina is just dead. she cannot get wet if fingered, and will stop in mid orgasm to answer the phone, and act like nothing happened, which will mind fuck a man horribly.

ciara has such a dead vagina she would not get wet for me or anyone else for that matter.

by My name is Mr. Burns January 9, 2010

vagina

The vagina is a buggy, often catastrophically so, feature of the Female Edition of the Human Being version 1.0. After approximately 13 to 16 years of proper operation, the vagina becomes problematic and starts failing periodically (no pun intended) around once a month. This in turn leads to the corruption (often permanent) of the mental faculties of the host. Whenever this happens, the individual in question is commonly referred to as "a bitch."

It is widely expected by pundits and pollsters alike that the vagina will be either entirely removed or fixed by the next release of Homo Sapiens Sapiens. When asked about any current patches to resolve this issue in existing organisms, Evolution clearly stated that it has "no resources available at the moment." In addition, it was widely made known by Nature that the vagina was a design decision "not fully thought-out." As a result, humanity has suffered the devastating consequences, on a roughly monthly basis.

Jennifer is really furious today, and is acting completely incoherently; it must be her vagina again.

by The Pope April 5, 2005

Vagina

Billy Ray Cyrus (born William Ray Cyrus; August 25, 1961)1 is a Grammy Award-nominated American country music singer, songwriter and actor from Flatwoods, Kentucky, best known for his Number One single "Achy Breaky Heart." Cyrus, a multi-platinum selling recording artist, has scored a total of eight top-ten singles on the U.S. Billboard Hot Country Songs chart. His most successful album to date is the debut of Some Gave All, which has been certified 9× Multi-Platinum in the United States. The album also has sold more than 20 million copies worldwide. In his career, he has released 29 charted singles, of which 15 charted in the Top 40.

From the year 2001 to 2004, Cyrus starred in the television show Doc. The show was about a country doctor who moved from Montana to New York City. In late 2005, he also began to co-star in the Disney Channel series, Hannah Montana, with daughter Miley Cyrus. The show has been on the air for three seasons.

Miley cyrus: daddy! that was great lesbo sex.. but why do you have a vagina?? instead of a penis?

Billy ray cyrus: gee I dont know.. I think my penis shriveled and died when i realeased my one hit wonder!!! "ackey breaky heart"

by Joe Sh!t the rag man December 30, 2008

Think of my vagina as a vase

Heard on "The Real Housewives of NYC"

A phrase used to indicate that men should romance a lady a bit and send flowers when the relationship is reaching an intimate phase.

If you want to have sex, think of my vagina as a vase.

by irish_luvr April 20, 2009

Vagina

A womans holiest of holies.

Jules: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies(Vagina), ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.

by pseudonymabc123 May 11, 2009

vaginal belch

Wind expelled from the front bottom when a male/female face is within the pubic region.

wendy:come over here and kneel down i've got a vaginal belch!
billy: HHMMM smells fishy...

by Jack Richardson May 27, 2008