West Virginia

Country roads, take me home
To the place, I belong

West Virginia
Mountain mama
Take me home, country roads

by a random person on Earth July 12, 2020

Virginia

A girl who when in a group of people acts extroverted and shit but when you talk to her 1 on 1 she says 1 word for every 5 sentences you say. When she has time alone she'll pull out her phone and scroll through Twitter/Instagram, if you ask her what she is looking at she shuts off her phone and tilts it away with a guilty look on her face. She is a straight A+ student and will complain if she has less than 105% for an overall grade.

Person: Hey Virginia! How you doing?
Virginia: Shitty.
Person: Well uh, what are you doing?
Virginia:
Person: What I'm doing is just reading this book.
Virginia: Don't talk to me, my English grade is at a lowly 101%
Person: OMG! that is so good! I could never
Virginia:
Person: Your so good at English you know?
Virginia:
Person:

by SnowHikari April 30, 2022

West Virginia

A former Union state that fought against the Confederacy in the Civil War. Used to be part of Virginia. These days, Most of the state is actually pretty self-hating and votes Republican.

They are the biggest NASCAR fans in the nation and secretly regret fighting on the wrong side of the Confederate States.

This former Union supporting state probably has a lot of closeted KKK admirers. Not many black people live in West Virginia.

West Virginia is a bunch of self-hating hillbillies that wish they didn't fight against the CSA.

by Txorromorro February 17, 2025

Virginia forest fire

A Virginia forest fire is when two girls scissor so hard their pubes start on fire.
Guy 2: What! Did they get hurt?
Guy 1: No but Mary lost an eyebrow!

Guy 1: Did you here Mary and Leah made a Virginia forest fire last night?
Guy 2: What! Did they get hurt?
Guy 1: No but Mary lost an eyebrow!

by The Etter January 15, 2015

West Virginia vacation

Two first or second female cousin and a non family male.

Do you want to go to the pool with me and my cousin, we are really cute and can have a West Virginia vacation.

by West Virginia vacation June 15, 2017

West Virginia Mud Flap

When your having sex doggystyle and the girl explosive diarrheas on the man's testicles.

"Did you hear what happened to Josh? Melissa gave him a West Virginia Mud Flap"

by Noremak072 July 31, 2021

Virginia Wolff Yourself

To commit suicide by intentionally drowning ones self. Just as the writer/poet Virginia Wolff did.

" I know you're depressed."

" Perhaps a swim will make you feel better". " Just do and go Virginia Wolff yourself"

by Marilyn Harlow May 29, 2019