unicorn tail

the magical way to say ponytail

1: omg i love ur unicorn tail!

2: ok then

by BoxToTheLeft October 11, 2013

Unicorn Crush

When you have a crush on someone that you know you have zero chance with, like your hot teacher, or a celebrity, or your best friend’s mom. It’s called a Unicorn crush because, like unicorns, it’s not real, but it’s something everyone knows about and understands.

“Oh my gosh, I have a huge crush on our new teacher.”
“It’s just a unicorn crush, calm down.”

by Got.Any.Grapes? April 03, 2022

Unicorn Mail

A random act of kindness sent by mail. Essentially a gift/token of appreciation/pick me up/treat received from a friend for no reason at all. Simply to put a smile on their face.

I received some unicorn mail today.

by veronika23 January 28, 2018

unicorn puncher

One who keeps arrogant creatures from boasting about themselves.

A way to prevent false promises.

Oh, you make 100k a year, well I punch unicorns in the face. I am the unicorn puncher.

by Unicornpuncher December 19, 2016

unicorn attitude

When you have a positive attitude when people drive you insane.

"These people are driving me insane oh my gosh"
"well that's not a unicorn attitude "

by skylieeeeeeeee May 08, 2017

Unicorn dragon

Unicorn dragon is a term typically used to identify a wlw couple. Introduced by Lauren Jauregui in her coming out letter. “I’m a unicorn but I’m in love with a dragon”.

Will you be the unicorn to my dragon?
We could be the best unicorn dragon!

by Hehecamren September 10, 2020

Societal Unicorn

A person who is normal person that surprisingly hasn't done anything. No drinking, drugs, boyfriend, sex, or even in some circumstances, kiss.

Dude, that girl is such a societal unicorn- she's 18 and never had a boyfriend!

by UNI1234 June 28, 2012