Someone is on twitter 24/7 and believed everything they read on twitter and mainstream media Before Elons take over. They tend to be blue pilled.
Daniel stop being a “Twitter Monkey”. Just because it’s trending on Twitter it doesn’t mens is true!
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Get the Twitter Monkey mug.n. a large, dense group of twitter users and/or bots who gather around a twitter target.
v. to move in large numbers to crowd, overrun, and target a twitter user's tweets and profile to chastise, abuse, and tweet at them for real or perceived wrong action(s), ideas, or attention.
v. the act of moving as a swarm or flocking to someone's twitter account to tweet mean things at them.
v. to move in large numbers to crowd, overrun, and target a twitter user's tweets and profile to chastise, abuse, and tweet at them for real or perceived wrong action(s), ideas, or attention.
v. the act of moving as a swarm or flocking to someone's twitter account to tweet mean things at them.
"The dude was wrong. So we Twitter swarmed him".
"Ed Sheeran was twitter swarmed by Game of Thrones fans who were unhappy with his cameo. He quit Twitter."
"Ed Sheeran was twitter swarmed by Game of Thrones fans who were unhappy with his cameo. He quit Twitter."
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Get the Twitter swarm mug.(n.) Pejorative slang for bumper stickers, particularly those of a political nature. Coined by popular political and social commentator Jon Oliver.
Sometimes during rush hour, I'll read the traffic twitter on some of the other cars to pass the time.
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Get the Twitter no-life mug.A subsection of twitter where people tweet only about football/soccer. Well... sort of. Whenever people disagree with each other, they "dox" each other, but the "dox" is just calling them some sort of Indian name and the leaked location is always "the slums of insert Indian/Bangladeshi city here, e.g. Mumbai, Chittagong, Jaipur." Everyone spreads positive propaganda about their favorite players and hide any reply that criticizes them. They have the funniest roasts. It isn't bad, but Youngboy twitter is better.
Football Twitter account 1: *propaganda about Ronaldo*
Football Twitter account 2: Shut up Rajeev you live in the slums of Kolkata so why are you talking
Football Twitter account 2: Shut up Rajeev you live in the slums of Kolkata so why are you talking
by PayolaLover69 October 8, 2022
Get the Football Twitter mug.The Twitter Virus is a mental illness that only progresses when you are on Twitter.
Stage 1: Infection
Stage 1 begins with no noticeable effects, both from the inside and outside. However, the virus has begun it's journey up to the brain.
Stage 2: The Process Begins
The victim will feel an interest towards animals, maybe even participate in a few furry-related communities. Being on Twitter, of course, will mean you are subject to far more LGBT levels in a day than a normal person on Earth in a year. However, as time goes by, it will get worse.
Stage 3: The End
Stage 2 lasts a very long time, and Stage 3 may only come 1-4 years after Stage 2 begins. At the beginning of Stage 3, the virus has full control of your brain, and out of nowhere, you suddenly become a furry and join the LGBTQ community with some vague xenogender that nobody knew existed.
Once Stage 3 begins, there is no turning back. Sure, you can still quit from Twitter at any time, but it will be far more difficult, and the LGBTQ furry won't leave from inside you. Your humanity is gone forever. There are many who are immune, but a good chunk of the human population (estimated 60%) are in danger of catching it. In fact, most furries and LGBTQ members are victims of the Twitter Virus. This is why we do what must be done; we must do God's work while he weeps about how his creations went oh, so wrong.
Stage 1: Infection
Stage 1 begins with no noticeable effects, both from the inside and outside. However, the virus has begun it's journey up to the brain.
Stage 2: The Process Begins
The victim will feel an interest towards animals, maybe even participate in a few furry-related communities. Being on Twitter, of course, will mean you are subject to far more LGBT levels in a day than a normal person on Earth in a year. However, as time goes by, it will get worse.
Stage 3: The End
Stage 2 lasts a very long time, and Stage 3 may only come 1-4 years after Stage 2 begins. At the beginning of Stage 3, the virus has full control of your brain, and out of nowhere, you suddenly become a furry and join the LGBTQ community with some vague xenogender that nobody knew existed.
Once Stage 3 begins, there is no turning back. Sure, you can still quit from Twitter at any time, but it will be far more difficult, and the LGBTQ furry won't leave from inside you. Your humanity is gone forever. There are many who are immune, but a good chunk of the human population (estimated 60%) are in danger of catching it. In fact, most furries and LGBTQ members are victims of the Twitter Virus. This is why we do what must be done; we must do God's work while he weeps about how his creations went oh, so wrong.
Twitter Virus is a virus that corrupts everyone it can reach, or try to. And it will try.
Alex: I'm going to go on Twitter.
Jack: You sure that's a good idea?
2 years later
Jaybird: UWU~
Jack: I'm sorry it had to end this way, Alex. If you still, even remember that name..
Alex: I'm going to go on Twitter.
Jack: You sure that's a good idea?
2 years later
Jaybird: UWU~
Jack: I'm sorry it had to end this way, Alex. If you still, even remember that name..
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