by Lolly daddy April 16, 2021
Get the Turkish meatballmug. The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.
n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”
n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”
C-bone: “TJ got so ripped last night he ended up puking up Mac salad all over the couch and himself. Damien and I had to give him an old fashion Turkish Couch Bath.”
by Big Ticket76 November 26, 2021
Get the Turkish Couch Bathmug. by Other worldy insults July 31, 2024
Get the Estranged Turkish Turtleshellmug. A Turkish mud bath is when you are in a bathtub with your significant other then you or your partner takes a shit in the bathtub and smear it over themselves and you
by Prenut fondler April 14, 2024
Get the Turkish Mud bathmug. The poofy haired vagina of an overweight 40+ Black haired woman that has a pickle fragment dangling from within its entanglement of mingle twine.
Dude, she took off her panties and there it was, a Turkish hamburger. She had to be 40+ and queefed pickles.
by Bungfolio the Great!!!! August 31, 2017
Get the turkish hamburgermug. The Greatest and has rooted history Culture across the world at all off time But it's little known because concrete examples not given so its just was learned kitchen culture whereas it's covers a lot such as old belief and religion, traditions, custom, architecture, performing arts...
by İtsMeWhoyouneverKnow December 3, 2018
Get the Turkish Culturemug. War cry of Bangladeshis who claim themselves to be ancestors of Ottomans, and dream of capturing Kolkata (capital of West Bengal) within 4 days and Delhi and rest of India a few days later using their naval fleet, consisting of steel containers that can be used to swim on floods, and their all in one land+air weaponry, consisting of a paper rocket put on a rickshaw as a part of their own Ghazwa E Hind mission. Unfortunately, they themselves end up begging for treatment from hospitals in the very country they want to capture.
Bangladeshi rickshaw puller : "Listen you randians, We are full Turkish blood. We will carry out Ghazwa E Hind and make you kaafir idolator gaumutra drinker Hindus convert to our peaceful religion, else make your women our Ghanimah
Indian : "Ok. First learn to pull the rickshaw properly"
Indian : "Ok. First learn to pull the rickshaw properly"
by Hoor-Loving-Bakradeshi June 7, 2025
Get the Full Turkish bloodmug.