turd knocker 

Military slang term for gay male, referring to the act anal sex. Often used by military wives who have (or had) no idea what it means.

I tried going to the county commission, but the mayor is just some big fat turd knocker in a bad suit, and he won't help.

turd knocker by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003

turd burglar

Robin Hood with a poop fetish.

Shoot dat thievin'-ass bitch! He sto' ma' turd!

turd burglar by Anonymous May 14, 2003

turd burglar

"TURD BURGLAR" One who uses his tool to remove turd's from another fellows back passage

EG. Elton John. Julian Clairey. Dale Winton etc.

turd burglar by PHIL MC CRACKEN June 1, 2005

turd snack

A "little Shit", as in describing someones behavior. Small unflushed pieces of feces. Small round/oblong pieces of feces found in the bowl after a long period of sitting on the toilet.

Youre acting like a real "turd snack" !!; Who left these "turd snacks" in the bowl; Damn, I waited that long for these "turd snacks".

turd snack by Vulcandreams January 23, 2007

Turd Broker 

A person who sells shit. Turd Burgler can also be used as a dis.

Who sold you this awful car? Your local Turd Broker?
or
Turd Broker be sellin me all sorts of shit.
or
After seeing how that failed I'd say you been had by a Turd Broker. I've seen it a hundred times.

Turd Broker by JG WORLD January 18, 2008

turd thermos 

slang term referring to someone's ass, anus, or rectum.

i slipped on a banana peel and landed right on my turd thermos.

hey, get your turd thermos in here!!!

turd thermos by ravenflesh June 24, 2008

turd burper 

When ones breath sticks like they have been eating shit or licking arse

brush your teeth you turd burper

turd burper by TurdCBS February 23, 2009