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trump

A highly aged and concentrated form of Santorum.
It is thicker and more tacky than fresh santorum and has been found to have several useful purposes the most common of which is to be used as a coating on large sums of money to prevent being taken by Mexicans. Pasteurized trump is also an ingredient in many low-end hair care products.
Dude, you smell like trump and also your hair looks terrible.
by Chihuahua McGee November 7, 2015
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trump

1. To compulsively lie, use deception, or take fraudulent action.
2. To be obsessively obscene or compulsively repugnant.
3. A fake or a fraud of depreciating value.
4. Hypocritical lacking of self control.
Be careful of the orange used car blowhard, he might trump the deal.
His trump was showing and it made me want to vomit.
Only an obese trump would call them fat.
That cokehead is a real trump.
by o.loompa October 1, 2016
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trump

No matter how loud and angry he is, he still got the trump. And don't no woman want that.
by scorcus August 5, 2016
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Trumped

Is the situation where an individual (usually a man) grabs another person's genitalia (usually a woman) in a public place because they can!
The Donald just trumped that sexy bitch! Dam I wish had the balls to do that@
by Mrpotash October 15, 2016
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Trump

politician with no relevant experience, typically possessing a toupee and abnormally small hands. Often makes lewd and inappropriate comments about their children, brag about their ability to perform acts of sexual harassment and show a general misunderstanding of government, thus making rash, stupid harmful and hard-to-reverse decisions. Prone to nepotism.
The 45th president of America is a Trump
by Blue_green_118 May 5, 2019
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trump

Old British slang for breaking wind, generally used with children by adults who want a more polite word than "fart".
Mum: Jamie did you just trump?

Yes.
Then you should say "Excuse me".
by LiverpoolBoy May 13, 2019
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TRUMP

I'll be right out.... I'm taking a TRUMP, can you pass me some toilet paper!
by Magic773 December 14, 2019
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