the metal touch

Some phrase some absolute plonker thought would be funny.
Fucking cringe.

Dave, dave, dave, I have the metal touch HAHAHAHAHAHA I am so funny my name is lucy and i have diarhoereaoaeaoa

by John McGummyBear May 7, 2021

plane-touched

one who has become 'touched' by the planes (whether they originate from elsewhere in the multiverse or not).

(ref. 'touched')

"Some think that Einstein was plane-touched, and thus the reason for his extraordinary talents."

by bender November 19, 2002

Gateway touch

A gateway touch is a good way to touch a woman and figure out if you can keep touching and talking sexual with her at work without getting reported, often starts with a subliminal massage.

Hey look at me I'm a d**k. I work in local government. Think I might start with a gateway touch and then ask the women to go swimming, maybe talk about fetishes, maybe I will run my finger up her leg, maybe put my body up against her body, maybe bring a book about vagina and pubic hair to work, maybe call her magic fingers in a meeting, see if it makes her uncomfortable, I did the gateway touch and she didn't report me, maybe I might tell her I can get it up. If she reports me I'll say lots of words like I can't remember, words like maybe and um and Uh. I should be able to get away with it.

by Allegedly... October 18, 2019

curtain touching

When you get super fried, sit on the couch and get super distracted by your curtains and start quenching your inner desire for tactile stimulation by touching them.

"Dude, i spent Friday night curtain touching"

by bwcodes January 13, 2009

The Bromidas Touch

The ability of a person to find the "good" in any occurence, usually by resorting to the utterance of some sort of insipid, uninspired bromide.

Her: "How was your day?"
Me: "I totalled my car."
Her: "Aww, that's too bad, but remember - Everything happens for a reason."
Me: "Gee thanks, I feel SO MUCH better now . You've got The Bromidas Touch."

by Slerotin October 31, 2015

The Eugene touch

This is the opposite of the Midas touch. The eugene touch it a common finance term to describe when a person gets involved in the same investment at you and that investment gets ruined.

Hey did you hear that Joe owns a bunch of ETH now. He says its going to 5k, but the Joe has the Eugene touch so it will most likely be investigated by the government and go to Zero.

by Education fintech June 3, 2018

Touch moment

Trying to touch a non-sensor screen.

I just had the touch moment trying to accept a phone call on a mac.

by alexdbk January 4, 2015